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Jun 17^th, 2010 at 10:05pm

patchz Offline
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

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H sent me this. Don't know why he didn't post it.

And Since We're Talking About the Oil Leak.....

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered

(You're just gonna love this.)

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 10:56pm

Mazza Offline
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:D
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Sunset Chasing...RULES

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Reply #2 - Jun 18^th, 2010 at 5:04am

Mitch. Offline
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If you don't like my driving,
get off the footpath
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Should have seen that one coming. Embarrassed

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Reply #3 - Jun 18^th, 2010 at 11:07am

aussiewannabe Offline
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Directive!

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ROTFLMAO

10/10

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Reply #4 - Jun 18^th, 2010 at 3:28pm

ozzy72 Offline
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Pretty scary huh?
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Superb

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #5 - Jun 18^th, 2010 at 4:39pm

JBaymore Offline
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Under the curse of the
hombuilt cockpit!

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GREAT one!!!!!!!!

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Reply #6 - Jun 18^th, 2010 at 9:04pm

BrandonF Offline
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The Future of Flight
Location: Earth...Duh!!!!

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11/10!

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Reply #7 - Jun 20^th, 2010 at 8:37pm

Capt.Propwash Offline
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Let's get a little mud
on the tires!
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1000/10 EXCELLENT!!!!

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Reply #8 - Aug 2^nd, 2010 at 11:20pm