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May 31^st, 2010 at 10:45am

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A bloke takes himself off to the barbers for a cut, has to take young daughter along....she's sent off by Mummy with a nice little cupcake to keep her from getting hungry.
So Dad sits down in the chair, and daughter squats down beside.
The barber, not wanting her in the way, but not wanting to upset her says "why not sit over there, in the chair or you'll get hairs all over your muffin."
The little girl smiles and says "Yes, and I'll get boobies too!"

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - May 31^st, 2010 at 11:27am

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Reply #2 - May 31^st, 2010 at 7:41pm

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Oh, man that's awesome! Grin

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Reply #3 - May 31^st, 2010 at 7:47pm

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Excellent!.... Smiley

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Paul.... Grin

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"Muffin the Mule" always brings a smile to my face!.... Wink

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You cant beat a bit of muffin'!

..notice in the middle pic...The Giraffe is muffin' the Mule!... Shocked

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Reply #4 - Jun 3^rd, 2010 at 1:15am

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Reply #5 - Jun 3^rd, 2010 at 8:10am

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Fozzer wrote on May 31^st, 2010 at 7:47pm:

Excellent!.... Smiley

...!

Paul.... Grin

...

...!

"Muffin the Mule" always brings a smile to my face!.... Wink

...

....!

You cant beat a bit of muffin'!

..notice in the middle pic...The Giraffe is muffin' the Mule!... Shocked

...!

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