Simviation Forum - Heaven or Hell

May 22^nd, 2010 at 11:22pm

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Why do only 25% of women get into heaven?......
Because if any more than that got in it would be Hell!
Sorry ladies Wink

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #1 - May 23^rd, 2010 at 5:45am

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So, 75% of heaven is male? Darn... Oh well, up to hell it is then...

Carlo Wink

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Reply #2 - May 23^rd, 2010 at 2:59pm

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So, 75% of heaven is male? Darn... Oh well, up to hell it is then...

Carlo Wink

Out of all the women you see every day,how many out of every hundred would you want to spend eternity with? Grin

I like the avatar btw Wink

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #3 - May 23^rd, 2010 at 4:07pm

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CHUCK79 wrote on May 23^rd, 2010 at 2:59pm:

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So, 75% of heaven is male? Darn... Oh well, up to hell it is then...

Carlo Wink

Out of all the women you see every day,how many out of every hundred would you want to spend eternity with? Grin

I like the avatar btw Wink

Doesn't matter. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I know a few very pretty girls/women who are such a pain in the a$$ I wouldn't even shake a stick at them...

Carlo Wink

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Reply #4 - May 23^rd, 2010 at 4:13pm

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CHUCK79 wrote on May 23^rd, 2010 at 2:59pm:

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So, 75% of heaven is male? Darn... Oh well, up to hell it is then...

Carlo Wink

Out of all the women you see every day,how many out of every hundred would you want to spend eternity with? Grin

I like the avatar btw Wink

Doesn't matter. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I know a few very pretty girls/women who are such a pain in the a$$ I wouldn't even shake a stick at them...

Carlo Wink

Well said

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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