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Who gets the last chute? (Read 216 times)

May 15^th, 2010 at 8:41pm

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The President,The Pope,The smartest man in the world and a hippy are all on an airplane when the engine fails.There are only three parachutes.The smartest man in the world says "Logically,the world needs me the most.Without me,the world could be doomed!"So he takes a chute and jumps out."On that note"says the President."I'm the leader of the free world and without me the world could be doomed!"And he takes a chute and jumps out."Well"says the Pope."without me many millions of religious followers will have no one to guide them and the world could be doomed!
"Don't sweat it Pope dude"says the hippy." I've got a chute,the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack." Tongue

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"