Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice- versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.

He got an A....

Nice! One of the best I've seen for quite a while..

Fozzer wrote on May 9^th, 2010 at 7:52am:



I've seen six of them before, but they weren't in as nice of a setting!   

Great one...I mean two...

Classic, but I bet the marker was a bloke

This reminds me of a story my dad told me about a kid in his class.  The college test was to take an altimeter and find out the height  of the building.  So, this one dude had like 100 different answers such as "Tie it to a rope marked in feet and toss it off the building," or "Throw the altimeter off the building and use the rate of acceleration due to gravity to time how long it takes to hit the ground and find out the height of the building," but still not the 'correct' answer of going to the top and reading the altimeter.  He failed that class.      

I always love doing stuff like that to teachers!