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Suicide (Read 457 times)
May 4
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, 2010 at 10:09pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!!!
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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May 5
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UG! Bad but hillarious!
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May 5
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H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
save face...
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"They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!!!"
Not anymore... my truck's already gone to pieces but couldn't afford the gasoline to run it, anyway.
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May 5
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Haha! Cool!!
ASUS M4A89GTD, 16GB 1333MHz DDR3 RAM, 160GB 10,000 RPM HDD + 1TB 7200 RPM HDD, AMD Phenom II x4 965BE 3.4 GHz OC @ 3.8 GHz, 1GB EVGA GeForce GDDR5 GPU
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U4EA
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H wrote
on May 5
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, 2010 at 1:08pm:
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"They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck!!!"
.....truck's already gone to pieces....
That's the point.
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