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Apr 30th, 2010 at 8:59pm

skoker   Offline
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Jordan never wore his
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So brother asked me this question today:

"I have winglets, I'm large, and I ain't going.  What am I?"

What plane do you think it is?  I was way off! Tongue
 


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Reply #1 - Apr 30th, 2010 at 11:00pm

patchz   Offline
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What, me worry?
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Reply #2 - Apr 30th, 2010 at 11:03pm

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A helicopter?  Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Apr 30th, 2010 at 11:10pm

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Any Airbus.

"If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!"
 

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Reply #4 - May 1st, 2010 at 10:09am

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specter177 wrote on Apr 30th, 2010 at 11:10pm:
Any Airbus.

"If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!"

Grin
 

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Reply #5 - May 1st, 2010 at 10:23am
BoeingGuy   Ex Member

 
specter177 wrote on Apr 30th, 2010 at 11:10pm:
"If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!"

Blasphemy!  Angry Grin
 
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Reply #6 - May 1st, 2010 at 2:40pm

skoker   Offline
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Jordan never wore his
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specter177 wrote on Apr 30th, 2010 at 11:10pm:
Any Airbus.

"If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!"

Close but no Cigar... Grin
 


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Reply #7 - May 1st, 2010 at 4:24pm

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A wind turbine?
 

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MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my computers specs.....
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Reply #8 - May 1st, 2010 at 4:26pm

skoker   Offline
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No it's a real plane. Grin
 


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Reply #9 - May 4th, 2010 at 1:52pm

Sytse   Offline
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A380
 
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Reply #10 - May 4th, 2010 at 4:06pm

skoker   Offline
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Jordan never wore his
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Nope...  I'll give you one more try.  Hint when he said large, it wasn't quite as large as I thought. Wink
 


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Reply #11 - May 4th, 2010 at 4:59pm

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767-300ER.... Undecided
 

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #12 - May 4th, 2010 at 5:06pm

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A sailplane?
 

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Reply #13 - May 4th, 2010 at 5:52pm

skoker   Offline
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It's a TU-204 Grin
 


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Reply #14 - May 5th, 2010 at 2:29am

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And I was gonna guess,,,,,,,,,,,,,A Duck! Grin Grin
 
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Reply #15 - May 8th, 2010 at 2:41am

Sytse   Offline
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skoker wrote on May 4th, 2010 at 5:52pm:
It's a TU-204 Grin


That's it? That's the joke...?

Embarrassed


Cry
 
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