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Mar 11^th, 2010 at 10:34pm

skoker Offline
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(641): Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Grin

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Reply #1 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 3:59am

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Do you ever proof read anything, Jordan? Cheesy

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Reply #2 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 12:17pm

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Geeze, that sure sucks, but maybe someone will see some humor in that. But----- Grin

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Reply #3 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 5:30pm

H Offline
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skoker wrote on Mar 11^th, 2010 at 10:34pm:

(641): I have a bachelor o farts degree...

Well, it could explain being a bachelor...

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Reply #4 - Mar 13^th, 2010 at 10:25am

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With a Bachelor o' Farts, you could go this route:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Cheesy

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Reply #5 - Mar 13^th, 2010 at 6:25pm

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RickG wrote on Mar 12^th, 2010 at 12:17pm:

Geeze, that sure sucks, but maybe someone will see some humor in that. But----- Grin

I'm surprised anyone in Human Resources can actually read a résumé Tongue

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