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Mar 9
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, 2010 at 10:36am
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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I received this in an email from a friend.
One day my Mother was out and my Dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 3 years old, and
someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift. It was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little
cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her sit quietly in another room, so Mom could watch me bring Dad the cup of
tea, because I was so cute.
Mom waited, and sure enough, I came walking down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
Mom watches Dad drink from the tea cup.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know...)
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Suprise ending!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Mar 10
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COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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there you are.
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Lil' girl musta been saying, How ya like me now?
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