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Evil in a woman! (Read 353 times)
Feb 11th, 2010 at 6:26am
Mynameisnemo   Ex Member

 
There were 11 people hangin onto a rope that came down frm a helicopter. 10 men & 1 woman.
The rope was startin to fray so they all agreed that 1 person should let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children and that after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped Wink

Never under estimate the evil in a woman!
 
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Reply #1 - Feb 11th, 2010 at 11:25am

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.....they are designed to outwit us, from the day they are born... Roll Eyes...!

...trust me!.. Wink...!

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Reply #2 - Feb 11th, 2010 at 2:45pm

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Fozzer wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 11:25am:
.....they are designed to outwit us, from the day they are born... Roll Eyes...!

...trust me!.. Wink...!

(Avoidance is the best policy)... Smiley...!

Paul... Grin... Grin.... Grin....!


Yup, the first thing they learn to say is, "here, have a bite of apple."  Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #3 - Feb 11th, 2010 at 6:22pm

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patchz wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 at 2:45pm:
Yup, the first thing they learn to say is, "here, have a bite of apple."  Roll Eyes
Well, an apple may not be exactly what they expect you to bite.



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Reply #4 - Feb 11th, 2010 at 7:24pm

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Grin Grin I can relate to that.  Y
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