Simviation Forum - Wayne and Vanessa

Feb 1^st, 2010 at 6:00am

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Wayne Bridge gets home one night and tells Vanessa "I've had a copy of my manhood made out of Cadburys chocolate."
She replies "I prefer Terry's"

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Reply #1 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 8:52am

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I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?! Huh

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Reply #2 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 12:50pm

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Meck wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 8:52am:

I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?! Huh

Terry's are often known for their very large orange flavoured chocolate balls Grin

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Reply #3 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 1:37pm

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machineman9 wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 12:50pm:

Meck wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 8:52am:

I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?! Huh

Terry's are often known for their very large orange flavoured chocolate balls Grin

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..apparently.....
... it is suggested that they first be bounced on a table top to gain full access to them.... Wink

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Paul.... Grin

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Reply #4 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 1:48pm

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Terry's of York was taken over by Kraft Foods in 1993. The same company that just took over Cadbury's. All chocolate will soon taste the same. Sad

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Reply #5 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 2:23pm

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Fozzer wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 1:37pm:

machineman9 wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 12:50pm:

Meck wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 8:52am:

I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?! Huh

Terry's are often known for their very large orange flavoured chocolate balls Grin

.....

....!

..apparently.....
... it is suggested that they first be bounced on a table top to gain full access to them.... Wink

...!

Paul.... Grin

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...!

Apparently you like to use the word 'apparently'

Personally I just grab them and crush them in my hand (the orange, that is)

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Reply #6 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 3:16pm

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machineman9 wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 2:23pm:

Fozzer wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 1:37pm:

machineman9 wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 12:50pm:

Meck wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 8:52am:

I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?! Huh

Terry's are often known for their very large orange flavoured chocolate balls Grin

.....

....!

..apparently.....
... it is suggested that they first be bounced on a table top to gain full access to them.... Wink

...!

Paul.... Grin

...

...!

Apparently you like to use the word 'apparently'

Personally I just grab them and crush them in my hand (the orange, that is)

The addition of the words; "Apparently?", "Perhaps?", "Possibly?", "Maybe?", etc....prevents me from getting sued.... Shocked

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..probably?... Roll Eyes

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Paul... Grin

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Reply #7 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 4:12pm

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I get the basic joke, but who is Wayne Bridge Undecided

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Reply #8 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 6:06pm

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expat wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 4:12pm:

I get the basic joke, but who is Wayne Bridge Undecided

Matt

Good old Google... Wink

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Bridge

Paul.... Grin

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Reply #9 - Feb 1^st, 2010 at 7:05pm

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Fozzer wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 3:16pm:

machineman9 wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 2:23pm:

Fozzer wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 1:37pm:

machineman9 wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 12:50pm:

Meck wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 8:52am:

I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?! Huh

Terry's are often known for their very large orange flavoured chocolate balls Grin

.....

....!

..apparently.....
... it is suggested that they first be bounced on a table top to gain full access to them.... Wink

...!

Paul.... Grin

...

...!

Apparently you like to use the word 'apparently'

Personally I just grab them and crush them in my hand (the orange, that is)

The addition of the words; "Apparently?", "Perhaps?", "Possibly?", "Maybe?", etc....prevents me from getting sued.... Shocked

....!

..probably?... Roll Eyes

...!

Paul... Grin

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...!

Never considered that Paul. Good advice...
perhaps.... Roll Eyes

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Reply #10 - Feb 2^nd, 2010 at 4:28am

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Fozzer wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 6:06pm:

expat wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 4:12pm:

I get the basic joke, but who is Wayne Bridge Undecided

Matt

Good old Google... Wink

....>>>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Bridge

Paul.... Grin

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Thanks Fozzer. I got as far as "plays as a left back for Manchester City" and completely lost interest as to who he is Grin

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Reply #11 - Feb 2^nd, 2010 at 11:57pm

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Seems I stumbelled onto the BBC thread Grin

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Reply #12 - Feb 3^rd, 2010 at 4:42am

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Ang2dogs wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2010 at 11:57pm:

Seems I stumbled onto the BBC thread Grin

LOL....

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Its only when you are familiar with the full, sad, English Footballing story...and English Chocolate.... Grin

...that you can appreciate Ozzy's original joke... Grin

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Paul... Wink

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Reply #13 - Feb 3^rd, 2010 at 7:06pm

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Hagar wrote on Feb 1^st, 2010 at 1:48pm:

Terry's of York was taken over by Kraft Foods in 1993. The same company that just took over Cadbury's.

Was that the source of 'Peppermint Patties'?
Also, Cadbury's has been sold over here for some years, now. Forgive the laxity of a self-search on a timed machine, but were they originally shipped over here or did they acquire local manufacture?

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