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Jan 20^th, 2010 at 12:35pm

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One day a scientist in New York was digging and he found some copper wire, after analyzing it, he determined that is was over 100 years old. So he released a statement saying “Over 100 years ago, New Yorkers had a full telephone system.”

After hearing the news, a scientist in LA started digging and also found some copper wire, after analyzing it, he determined that is was over 200 years old. So he released a statement saying “Over 200 years ago, Los Angeles had a full telephone system.”

After hearing the news, Bubba, in Texas, started digging and found nothing. After an hour of thinkin’ and a 6 pack, he determined 300 years ago Texans’ had gone wireless.

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Reply #1 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 4:28pm

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You can always depend on Bubba. Roll Eyes

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Reply #2 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 5:29pm

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Bubba was right!

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Reply #3 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 6:04pm

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One day a scientist in New York was digging and he found some copper wire, after analyzing it, he determined that is was over 100 years old. So he released a stamen saying “Over 100 years ago, New Yorkers had a full telephone system.”

After hearing the news, a scientist in LA started digging and also found some copper wire, after analyzing it, he determined that is was over 200 years old. So he released a stamen saying “Over 200 years ago, Los Angeles had a full telephone system.”

After hearing the news, Buba, in Texas, started digging and found nothing. After an hour of thinkin’ and a 6 pack, he determined 300 years ago Texans’ had gone wireless.

...and speechless ...there were evidently been deflowered.

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Reply #4 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 9:41pm

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H wrote on Jan 20^th, 2010 at 6:04pm:

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One day a scientist in New York was digging and he found some copper wire, after analyzing it, he determined that is was over 100 years old. So he released a stamen saying “Over 100 years ago, New Yorkers had a full telephone system.”

After hearing the news, a scientist in LA started digging and also found some copper wire, after analyzing it, he determined that is was over 200 years old. So he released a stamen saying “Over 200 years ago, Los Angeles had a full telephone system.”

After hearing the news, Buba, in Texas, started digging and found nothing. After an hour of thinkin’ and a 6 pack, he determined 300 years ago Texans’ had gone wireless.

...and speechless ...there were evidently been deflowered.

That's what happens when you rely on Word for spell checking.

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