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Doctor orders (Read 249 times)
Jan 20
th
, 2010 at 12:10pm
BoeingGuy
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A 92-year-old man wasn’t feeling to good one day, so he decided to go the doctor and have a check-up.
A few days later, the doctor saw him out walked down the street, with a beautiful young lady by his side, and he seemed to be happy as you could be. The doctor was kinda surprise by this and said, “You sure are doing a lot better”, the man said “Yes doctor I just took your orders, you said get a hot mama and stay cheerful.”, the doctor said “I did’ent say that, I said you got a hart mummer, be careful.”
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Jan 20
th
, 2010 at 12:26pm
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A 92-year-old man wasn't feeling to good one day, so he decided to go the doctor and have a check-up.
A few days later, the doctor saw him out walked down the street, with a beautiful young lady by his side, and he seemed to be happy as you could be. The doctor was kinda surprise by this said, “You sure are doing a lot better”, the man said “Yes doctor I just took your orders, you said get a hot mama and stay cheerful.”, the doctor said “I didn't say that, I said you got a heart murmur and be careful.”
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I think the old Fellows interpretation of the Doctors' advice was the best...
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Jan 20
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, 2010 at 12:37pm
BoeingGuy
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Thanks for pointing out the misspell Fozzer.
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Jan 20
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, 2010 at 12:43pm
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Thanks for pointing out the misspell Fozzer.
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Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Jan 20
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, 2010 at 4:51pm
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No matter what the doctor said, I think the old man is doing the right thing. Might as well go out with a bang.
Dave
www.flymcw.com
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, 2010 at 1:19pm
Al_Fallujah
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Mild exercise would be best anyway.
If I am that age... I know what my choice is.
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