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Jan 20th, 2010 at 12:10pm
BoeingGuy   Ex Member

 
A 92-year-old man wasn’t feeling to good one day, so he decided to go the doctor and have a check-up.

A few days later, the doctor saw him out walked down the street, with a beautiful young lady by his side, and he seemed to be happy as you could be.  The doctor was kinda surprise by this and said, “You sure are doing a lot better”, the man said “Yes doctor I just took your orders, you said get a hot mama and stay cheerful.”, the doctor said “I did’ent say that, I said you got a hart mummer, be careful.”
 
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Reply #1 - Jan 20th, 2010 at 12:26pm

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A 92-year-old man wasn't feeling to good one day, so he decided to go the doctor and have a check-up.

A few days later, the doctor saw him out walked down the street, with a beautiful young lady by his side, and he seemed to be happy as you could be.  The doctor was kinda surprise by this said, “You sure are doing a lot better”, the man said “Yes doctor I just took your orders, you said get a hot mama and stay cheerful.”, the doctor said “I didn't say that, I said you got a heart murmur and be careful.”


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I think the old Fellows interpretation of the Doctors' advice was the best... Grin....!

Paul...G-BPLF... Grin...!

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Reply #2 - Jan 20th, 2010 at 12:37pm
BoeingGuy   Ex Member

 
Thanks for pointing out the misspell Fozzer.
 
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Reply #3 - Jan 20th, 2010 at 12:43pm

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Thanks for pointing out the misspell Fozzer.


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.....Blame my trusty Firefox Spell Checker... Grin...!

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Reply #4 - Jan 20th, 2010 at 4:51pm

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No matter what the doctor said, I think the old man is doing the right thing.  Might as well go out with a bang.  Wink
 
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Reply #5 - Jan 21st, 2010 at 1:19pm

Al_Fallujah   Ex Member

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Mild exercise would be best anyway.

If I am that age... I know what my choice is.
 
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