Simviation Forum - God and the Biker

Jan 20^th, 2010 at 5:32am

Mynameisnemo Ex Member

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,

Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want'.
The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.. Finally, he said,
'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand
our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking
when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a
woman truly happy.'
And the Lord replied,

'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?

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Reply #1 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 7:16am

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Reply #2 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 7:34am

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Reply #3 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 8:09am

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MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my computers specs.....

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Reply #4 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 10:52am

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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,

"Please, give me a Honda..."
Carlo Wink

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Reply #5 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 11:09am

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Quote:

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,

"Please, give me a Honda..."
Carlo Wink

10/10!...

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Paul....Honderized.... Cool

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Reply #6 - Jan 20^th, 2010 at 5:32pm

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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #7 - Jan 21^st, 2010 at 8:59am

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Harley=tractor pretending to be a motorbike!

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #8 - Jan 21^st, 2010 at 11:13am

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A Harley Davidson is a Vee-Twin.... Roll Eyes

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But do not despair!...... Cry

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A Ducati is also a Vee-Twin!..... Smiley

...!

Paul.... Grin

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Reply #9 - Jan 21^st, 2010 at 12:33pm

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Fozzer wrote on Jan 21^st, 2010 at 11:13am:

A Harley Davidson is a Vee-Twin.... Roll Eyes

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But do not despair!...... Cry

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A Ducati is also a Vee-Twin!..... Smiley

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Paul.... Grin

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Technically Ducatis are L-twins. Any engine with cilinders at an angle of more than 45 degrees are not V-twins....

Ducati 1048R

Carlo Wink

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Reply #10 - Jan 21^st, 2010 at 1:17pm

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My 1948, 1000cc Vincent HRD Rapide had a cylinder angle of 50 Degrees...

...and was always referred to as a Vee-Twin!... Kiss

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Paul....with a 180 Degree (firing angle) Honda Parallel Twin.... Wink

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(CB500 RR)... Cool

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L-Twins are for Learners... Grin

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Reply #11 - Jan 21^st, 2010 at 1:21pm

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Are we about to start a Honda Vs Harley thread?

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Reply #12 - Jan 21^st, 2010 at 1:25pm

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Quote:

Are we about to start a Honda Vs Harley thread?

.....guess.... Smiley

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Paul.... Grin

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PC v Apple MAC.... Roll Eyes

...Bill v Steve....Tomarto v Tomayto.... Grin

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