Ten Rules For Men To Follow, For A Happy Life:

1.  It's important to have a woman who helps at home.
   
2.  It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
   
3.  It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
   
4..  It's important to have a woman who has a job.
   
5.  It's important to have a woman who likes you.
   
6.  It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
   
7.  It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
   
8.  It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
   
9.  It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
   
10.  It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.

    Sincerely,
   
    Tiger