Simviation Forum - Things you really don't want to hear on a flight

Reply #15 - Jan 16^th, 2010 at 1:38am

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Don't worry about youtube links Grin

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Reply #16 - Jan 16^th, 2010 at 12:57pm

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Mazza wrote on Jan 16^th, 2010 at 1:38am:

Don't worry about youtube links Grin

we all do it Lips Sealed

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Reply #17 - Jan 17^th, 2010 at 1:03pm

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"OH MY GOD THE BLINKING RED LIGHT IS ON!!!......oh wait its the inter comm light..ha ha ha ha".

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Reply #18 - Jan 17^th, 2010 at 1:17pm

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Reply #19 - Jan 19^th, 2010 at 3:44am

BoeingGuy Ex Member

(voice sounds like the flight attended that just serviced you) "...just raise you hand if you have any flight experience at all..."

"Don't worry, we missed him by at least 1 foot"

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll please look to the left of the plane..."

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Reply #20 - Jan 19^th, 2010 at 8:26am

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Damn visibility is zero....hey! What's that mountain goat doing in a fogbank?

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Reply #21 - Jan 19^th, 2010 at 10:33am

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"Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain speaking"

"Let us all sing together..."Nearer, my God, to thee".

"All together, after me...".... http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/n/m/nmgtthee.htm

Paul... Wink

...

...!

"Amen".... Wink

...!

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Reply #22 - Jan 21^st, 2010 at 1:28pm

Al_Fallujah Ex Member

Cannot find a link, probably still copywrited,

Gary Larson of Far Side fame had a great Sunday strip of maniacal pilots announcing turbulence, and then rocking the wings side to side.

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Reply #23 - Jan 25^th, 2010 at 2:49pm

Al_Fallujah Ex Member

Fozzer wrote on Jan 19^th, 2010 at 10:33am:

"Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain speaking"

"Let us all sing together..."Nearer, my God, to thee".

"All together, after me...".... http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/n/m/nmgtthee.htm

Paul... Wink

...

...!

"Amen".... Wink

...!

And the band played on...

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Reply #24 - Jan 25^th, 2010 at 4:01pm

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Quote:

Fozzer wrote on Jan 19^th, 2010 at 10:33am:

"Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain speaking"

"Let us all sing together..."Nearer, my God, to thee".

"All together, after me...".... http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/n/m/nmgtthee.htm

Paul... Wink

...

...!

"Amen".... Wink

...!

And the band played on...

I love playing all those old Hymns on my Organs, Pianos and Keyboards...

....

...but not in a Jumbo 747....

...at forty thousand feet....

...with four engines out!... Wink

....!

Paul...Quick...the last verse...before we crash!... Shocked

....!

.... Grin

....!

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