Heres an idea that struck me after watching the second film:  everybody post an injury that the two bad guys, Harry (short one), and Marv (tall one) suffer as a result of the torture inflicted by the brat kid.  For those who have not seen the movies, the main antagonists are burgalers who are constantly trying to "get" the main character Kevin.  As a result Kevin defends himself by booby trapping houses with household items being used in a sadistic fashion.  The burgalers fall for all of the traps and somehow survive despite incredible physical punishment which would realistically kill them several times over. 

The injury or condition could be ficticious in name or completely real and a description of the scene would help for those who have not seen it ever or recently.

For example here is one real condition and one fake:

(real) Specific phobia - Birds (Ornithophobia).  After being covered in bird seed and attacked by pigeons at the end of the second movie.

(fake) Severe inertial deficiency.  Evidenced by Marv when he slipped on the green goo, fell, and suddenly accelerated into the shelf of paint cans .

Lets see what everyone else can do .