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Nov 17th, 2009 at 1:36pm

-Crossfire-   Offline
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Northern Canada

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M y Re simay


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.






















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Employer's response:...


Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.



 

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Reply #1 - Nov 17th, 2009 at 3:59pm

Rich H   Offline
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Reply #2 - Nov 18th, 2009 at 2:15am

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Reply #3 - Nov 18th, 2009 at 3:01am

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Reply #4 - Nov 18th, 2009 at 11:34am

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AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, SHE CAN START TODAY! Shocked Cheesy Grin Roll Eyes Shocked Grin Cheesy Wink Smiley Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 18th, 2009 at 12:31pm

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Reply #6 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 12:24am
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In the event of a water landing.............

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Reply #7 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 9:18pm

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I will be back in a few minutes....
 
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Reply #8 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:53pm

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Reply #9 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:39pm
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Quote:
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I will be back in a few minutes....

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Reply #10 - Nov 25th, 2009 at 9:55pm
Terri   Ex Member

 
That is just wrong. Smiley
 
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