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Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:03pm

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Reply #1 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:20pm

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....judging by the eyes popping out, and the surprised expression on its face, I suspect the device would rather a more delicate Female be perched upon it!... Shocked... Shocked...!

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Reply #2 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:27pm

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Looks painful! Shocked

Can you please explain the word Bisset. It's a new one on me. I can't find it in the dictionary or on Google. Questioning
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:32pm

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Hagar wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:27pm:
Looks painful! Shocked

Can you please explain the word Bisset. It's a new one on me. I can't find it in the dictionary or on Google. Questioning


..same here...Wink...

..would it be one of these? ...Bedays Bidet...>>> http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/1260665.html

..alternative to Toilet Paper!... Embarrassed...!

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Reply #4 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:32pm:
Hagar wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:27pm:
Looks painful! Shocked

Can you please explain the word Bisset. It's a new one on me. I can't find it in the dictionary or on Google. Questioning


..same here...Wink...

..would it be one of these? ...Bedays...>>> http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/1260665.html

..alternative to Toilet Paper!... Embarrassed...!

Paul... Grin... Grin...!

Hmmm. Beday is a new one on me too. The correct spelling is Bidet. Tongue
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:37pm

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Hagar wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm:
Fozzer wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:32pm:
Hagar wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:27pm:
Looks painful! Shocked

Can you please explain the word Bisset. It's a new one on me. I can't find it in the dictionary or on Google. Questioning


..same here...Wink...

..would it be one of these? ...Bedays...>>> http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/1260665.html

..alternative to Toilet Paper!... Embarrassed...!Paul... Grin... Grin...!

Hmmm. Beday is a new one on me too. The correct spelling is Bidet. Tongue


Edit:..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet ...!

That's the one...Pronounced; "Beday".... Smiley...!

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Reply #6 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:44pm

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:37pm:
Hagar wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm:
Hmmm. Beday is a new one on me too. The correct spelling is Bidet. Tongue


Edit:.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet...!

That's the one...Pronounced; "Beday".... Smiley...!

Paul... Embarrassed.... Grin....!

Must be using that American dictionary again. Roll Eyes Cheesy

Your link doesn't work. Too many full stops. Try this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
 
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Reply #7 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:50pm

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"Bidets" are for Posh Folk...

I have to manage with Sainsbury's "Basics" Toilet Paper!... Embarrassed...!

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"Bidet": French for; "Arse Wash"....

...perhaps?... Roll Eyes...!

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Reply #8 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:50pm:
I have to manage with Sainsbury's "Basics" Toilet Paper!...

Is that like the thin 'San Izal' toilet paper, Foz?  The 'John Wayne' of toilet papers ... "It's rough ... It's tough ... and it takes no sh!t"  Cheesy
 
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Reply #9 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 1:17pm

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TigerAl wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm:
Fozzer wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:50pm:
I have to manage with Sainsbury's "Basics" Toilet Paper!...

Is that like the thin 'San Izal' toilet paper, Foz?  The 'John Wayne' of toilet papers ... "It's rough ... It's tough ... and it takes no sh!t"  Cheesy


....similar type... Smiley...!

Nice and shiny/slippery, indestructible, and can be found in every Public Toilet.... Smiley...!

..Ideal for re-use... Smiley...!

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Reply #10 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 6:26pm

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I am scared Shocked Grin Grin Grin


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Reply #11 - Nov 10th, 2009 at 9:51pm

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:50pm:
"Bidets" are for Posh Folk...
"Bidet": French for; "Arse Wash" ...perhaps?...
Sorry, another of my many typos,,, a bidset is a contraction of bidet + set: a bidet kit that is attached to the toilet seat, itself, so your toilet can spit up at you after you sit on it.

What do you mean, there's a letter missing... I'd rather not be below the event horizon, thank you.



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Reply #12 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 9:25pm

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I would be concerned that the fire hydrant may slip and become lodged there...
 
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Reply #13 - Nov 19th, 2009 at 11:57pm

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I would be concerned that the fire hydrant may slip and become lodged there...
Nah... just turn the high pressure water on -- she'd be off in high fashion

(Oh, my... talk about a rocket to the moons...)



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