Simviation Forum - Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Nov 8^th, 2009 at 10:55pm

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice. Roll Eyes

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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 11:06pm

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Yeah... You go and leave now...
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Reply #2 - Nov 9^th, 2009 at 12:00am

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skoker wrote on Nov 8^th, 2009 at 11:06pm:

Yeah... You go and leave now...
Roll Eyes

Yes, and I'll come and arrive. Cheesy

Unintentionally halting all discussion on forums since 1992.

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Reply #3 - Nov 9^th, 2009 at 2:03am

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Reply #4 - Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:31pm

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The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is Wink

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Reply #5 - Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:39pm

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machineman9 wrote on Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:31pm:

The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is Wink

...that's almost as long as a piece of string!.. Shocked

...!

...I am almost 110% sure?.. Roll Eyes

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Paul.....>>>>...to Infinity and beyond!... Cool

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Reply #6 - Nov 10^th, 2009 at 12:18am

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:39pm:

machineman9 wrote on Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:31pm:

The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is Wink

...that's almost as long as a piece of string!.. Shocked

...!

...I am almost 110% sure?.. Roll Eyes

.....!

Paul.....>>>>...to Infinity and beyond!... Cool

...!

Studying string theory now Paul? Cool

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #7 - Nov 10^th, 2009 at 12:27am

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Classic.

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Reply #8 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 10:38am

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Inside Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

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Reply #9 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 5:17pm

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-Crossfire- wrote on Nov 11^th, 2009 at 10:38am:

Inside Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

His?

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Reply #10 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 5:40pm

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Chuck Norris once went to the moon.

He walked both ways...

Leaving... Cheesy

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Reply #11 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 7:45pm

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg...

...I'll leave as well. Cheesy

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Reply #12 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 7:56pm

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Chuck can lay a dozen eggs, already in the carton. Cheesy

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #13 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 8:50pm

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Chuck Norris once killed two stones wtih one bird!

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Reply #14 - Nov 12^th, 2009 at 6:40am

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skoker wrote on Nov 11^th, 2009 at 8:50pm:

Chuck Norris once killed two stones wtih one bird!

Some of you seem to be one bird too stoned...

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Reply #15 - Nov 13^th, 2009 at 4:51am

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Who's Chuck Norris????

Hang on there's someone at the door,back in a minute!

White on White fly all night.&&&&Red on White you're alright.&&&&Red on Red you'll soon be dead.

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Reply #16 - Nov 13^th, 2009 at 8:46am

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packercolinl wrote on Nov 13^th, 2009 at 4:51am:

Who's Chuck Norris????

Hang on there's someone at the door,back in a minute!

Damn, you made me get choked....
from laughing so hard. Angry

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Reply #17 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 4:04am

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Every night the bogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris Cool

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Reply #18 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 7:28am

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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #19 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 10:15am

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patchz wrote on Nov 14^th, 2009 at 7:28am:

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed. Grin

Only to awaken to find his bedclothes strewn, bed kicked to pieces and his room in shambles...

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Reply #20 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 11:38am

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Recently Chuck Norris thought of selling his pee as an energy drink....

...now we know this drink as Red Bull. Cheesy

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Reply #21 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 4:37pm

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Chuck Norris once thought he heard a pin drop...

...turns out it was trying to run away...

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Reply #22 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 4:51pm

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Roll Eyes

It will be your blood!

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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #23 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 7:06pm

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This is an old one also about Norris.

If Jesus could walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Reply #24 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 7:22pm

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Grin

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Reply #25 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 10:21pm

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Chuck Norris once killed a fly when he was in new york.

The fly was in hong kong...

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Reply #26 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 10:39pm

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe in one move.

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Reply #27 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 11:24pm

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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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Reply #28 - Nov 20^th, 2009 at 12:56am

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specter177 wrote on Nov 19^th, 2009 at 11:24pm:

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah! Cheesy

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #29 - Nov 21^st, 2009 at 8:27pm

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hey...Hey! HEY!!! This is supposed to be a thread about Mathematical revelations! Angry

Now, I've been working on a theoretical math proof that I would like to honor you all with by allowing you to be the first to see it. As you can see from the enhanced computer generated image of my own design below, I have now proven without a doubt that one plus two in fact equals four. (formula: 1+2=4)

I'll be taking questions by email, fax and carrier pigeon. Thank you.

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Reply #30 - Nov 21^st, 2009 at 10:49pm

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TacitBlue wrote on Nov 21^st, 2009 at 8:27pm:

I'll be taking questions by email, fax and carrier pigeon.

The refutes are per the forum, however. You have not shown that 1 + 2 = 4; you have shown that either two + one = 4 or, with two in front, one is two foot from a head butt.

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