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Reply #15 - Nov 13^th, 2009 at 4:51am

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Who's Chuck Norris????

Hang on there's someone at the door,back in a minute!

White on White fly all night.&&&&Red on White you're alright.&&&&Red on Red you'll soon be dead.

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Reply #16 - Nov 13^th, 2009 at 8:46am

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packercolinl wrote on Nov 13^th, 2009 at 4:51am:

Who's Chuck Norris????

Hang on there's someone at the door,back in a minute!

Damn, you made me get choked....
from laughing so hard. Angry

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #17 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 4:04am

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Every night the bogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris Cool

Sunset Chasing...RULES

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Reply #18 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 7:28am

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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #19 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 10:15am

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patchz wrote on Nov 14^th, 2009 at 7:28am:

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed. Grin

Only to awaken to find his bedclothes strewn, bed kicked to pieces and his room in shambles...

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Reply #20 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 11:38am

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Recently Chuck Norris thought of selling his pee as an energy drink....

...now we know this drink as Red Bull. Cheesy

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Reply #21 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 4:37pm

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Chuck Norris once thought he heard a pin drop...

...turns out it was trying to run away...

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Reply #22 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 4:51pm

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Roll Eyes

It will be your blood!

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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #23 - Nov 14^th, 2009 at 7:06pm

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This is an old one also about Norris.

If Jesus could walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Phoenix Coyotes fan in Michigan. Yeeeaah booii.

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Reply #24 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 7:22pm

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Grin

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Reply #25 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 10:21pm

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Chuck Norris once killed a fly when he was in new york.

The fly was in hong kong...

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Reply #26 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 10:39pm

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe in one move.

MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my computers specs.....

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Reply #27 - Nov 19^th, 2009 at 11:24pm

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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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Reply #28 - Nov 20^th, 2009 at 12:56am

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specter177 wrote on Nov 19^th, 2009 at 11:24pm:

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah! Cheesy

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #29 - Nov 21^st, 2009 at 8:27pm

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hey...Hey! HEY!!! This is supposed to be a thread about Mathematical revelations! Angry

Now, I've been working on a theoretical math proof that I would like to honor you all with by allowing you to be the first to see it. As you can see from the enhanced computer generated image of my own design below, I have now proven without a doubt that one plus two in fact equals four. (formula: 1+2=4)

I'll be taking questions by email, fax and carrier pigeon. Thank you.

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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