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Nov 8^th, 2009 at 10:55pm

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice. Roll Eyes

I know, I know. I'll leave now. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 11:06pm

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Yeah... You go and leave now...
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Reply #2 - Nov 9^th, 2009 at 12:00am

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skoker wrote on Nov 8^th, 2009 at 11:06pm:

Yeah... You go and leave now...
Roll Eyes

Yes, and I'll come and arrive. Cheesy

Unintentionally halting all discussion on forums since 1992.

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Reply #3 - Nov 9^th, 2009 at 2:03am

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Reply #4 - Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:31pm

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The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is Wink

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Reply #5 - Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:39pm

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machineman9 wrote on Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:31pm:

The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is Wink

...that's almost as long as a piece of string!.. Shocked

...!

...I am almost 110% sure?.. Roll Eyes

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Paul.....>>>>...to Infinity and beyond!... Cool

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Reply #6 - Nov 10^th, 2009 at 12:18am

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Fozzer wrote on Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:39pm:

machineman9 wrote on Nov 9^th, 2009 at 1:31pm:

The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is Wink

...that's almost as long as a piece of string!.. Shocked

...!

...I am almost 110% sure?.. Roll Eyes

.....!

Paul.....>>>>...to Infinity and beyond!... Cool

...!

Studying string theory now Paul? Cool

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #7 - Nov 10^th, 2009 at 12:27am

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Classic.

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Reply #8 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 10:38am

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Inside Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

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Reply #9 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 5:17pm

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-Crossfire- wrote on Nov 11^th, 2009 at 10:38am:

Inside Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

His?

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #10 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 5:40pm

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Chuck Norris once went to the moon.

He walked both ways...

Leaving... Cheesy

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Reply #11 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 7:45pm

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg...

...I'll leave as well. Cheesy

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Reply #12 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 7:56pm

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Chuck can lay a dozen eggs, already in the carton. Cheesy

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #13 - Nov 11^th, 2009 at 8:50pm

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Chuck Norris once killed two stones wtih one bird!

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Reply #14 - Nov 12^th, 2009 at 6:40am

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skoker wrote on Nov 11^th, 2009 at 8:50pm:

Chuck Norris once killed two stones wtih one bird!

Some of you seem to be one bird too stoned...

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