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Nov 8^th, 2009 at 3:35am

H Offline
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This sad information was just e-mailed to me...

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!

The Supreme Court has not ruled this for any religious reason.
They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's
Capitol although they quickly found enough asses to fill the stable.

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Reply #1 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 4:23am

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Sunset Chasing...RULES

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Reply #2 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 6:04am

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And in Liverpool, Manchester and Newcastle it was because they could not find a virgin!

Matt

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Reply #3 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 6:37am

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expat wrote on Nov 8^th, 2009 at 6:04am:

And in Liverpool, Manchester and Newcastle it was because they could not find a virgin!

Matt

Blimey!...do they still exist?

..or is everything a product of an Immaculate Conception, nowadays?

Paul...Olive Oil is the only Virgin I can find in Sainsbury's Superstore, or elsewhere/anywhere... Roll Eyes

...!

.... Grin

...!

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Reply #4 - Nov 8^th, 2009 at 11:46am