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Reply #15 - Nov 8th, 2009 at 11:33pm

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Please let me present a short and simple guide to the finer art of romance…



First of all, this comes from someone who is shellin out more alimony than the typical male and who since getting rid of a few gold diggers and who learned from mistakes with some very good and self sufficient corporate level women over the years has not had any problems working the system since, but, I know better than to try and suggest there is a defined "how to" in the game of romance

Second, NEVER EVER assume you know how, when, where and what a woman will want or do. What appeals to her today may not be right tomorrow. A truly experienced male knows how to READ the body language and the personality/conversation in the moment taking place and knows what to do and not do on a moment to moment or daily basis. What you do today may be a 'turn on' .. and tomorrow a 'turn off'

This is where “compatibility’ in the match comes in, and, is a primary turn on...  and she reads that
like a freakin book



Third, a woman will usually know within 10-30 minutes of being around you if you have a chance in hell of getting anywhere however the odds of you actually getting anywhere even if you are on your game is very SLIM because females can control their desires far better than males. They will look for consistency with respect to the match and check it against experience to figure you out real fast..


Forth..   What women want is someone who will 'genuinely'  listen, hear, express but not be overbearing.. who will show a genuine interest in her, .. some like the male to take control and others do not, some prefer to be romanced traditionally and others prefer the surprise… and those traits can change from day to day or year to year.

Men marry women thinking they will never change, and women marry men thinking they WILL change.. both are off their rockers

Last, if you think you have a system figured out, or, if you think you have figured out women and how to get what you want any time you want it..  I have some prime investment property located about 30min west of Palm Beach, Florida for you.


Grin


With a real woman who is not after an agenda, its not about what you can give her, teach her, impress her with.. its about how much you are in sync with her day in and day out...

Of course, and with more youth, there is the biological/hormone/pheromone aspects of the game..   which we wont go into here... but those are factors that must also be evaluated in the moment and takes FAR more than a single minded male libido to recognize, examine and work correctly...   

Then there is the flip side, and what women ASSUME too often which gets them derailed or turned away in a GOOD relationship and/or gets them tied into BAD ones...



You can read more about it in my new book coming out soon

MEN ARE FROM EARTH, WOMEN ARE FROM EARTH... 
Quit Playing Games and DEAL WITH IT
 


 Cheesy 






















(that last part is a joke)
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Reply #16 - Nov 9th, 2009 at 1:08am

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NickN wrote on Nov 8th, 2009 at 11:33pm:
With a real woman who is not after an agenda, its not about what you can give her, teach her, impress her with.. its about how much you are in sync with her day in and day out...



WOW!!!!  Cheesy  Where have you been??? You're one of the few who gets it!!!


By the way, I can't believe this thread is still ongoing....

-B  Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #17 - Nov 9th, 2009 at 1:09am

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thus spake zarathustra   Wink
 

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Reply #18 - Nov 9th, 2009 at 1:45am

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LOL






Ahhhh    Barb..    I think perhaps what you need (and this is just a wild guess)  is to have hubby fly you both to Bora-Bora and there he should become 'Ramón', your pool boy.. who will make sure you are relaxed though daily services such as massage and have fun planning what you would like to do while on the island over some great frozen drinks... he can be your island guide

and at the end of each day you can both enjoy the greatest sunsets to be seen on the planet


I suggest you go in late January



Me?  Naaaaa  I have never done anything like that before   Roll Eyes      

Cool





... as for this thread, I have not been around and going through all the boards on the forum in a while and the title is loaded as hell.. so I figured what the heck

 
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Reply #19 - Nov 9th, 2009 at 8:49am

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Nick,
And here I thought all you knew about was hardware!  Wink Grin
Great post!
 

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Reply #20 - Nov 9th, 2009 at 1:39pm

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Fly2e wrote on Nov 9th, 2009 at 8:49am:
Nick,
And here I thought all you knew about was hardware!  Wink Grin
Great post!

LOL Grin
 
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Reply #21 - Nov 11th, 2009 at 1:34am

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Is it just me or does the guy in the back look kinda creepy and the girl in front looks like a real doll?

Sean
 

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Reply #22 - Nov 11th, 2009 at 4:29am

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Quote:
Men marry women thinking they will never change, and women marry men thinking they WILL change.. both are off their rockers


The most truthful statement in the whole thread.  Grin
 

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Reply #23 - Nov 15th, 2009 at 2:48am

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I must say, simply amazing. Very original Smiley
 

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