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These new planes... (Read 643 times)
Oct 30
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, 2009 at 9:20pm
skoker
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Jordan never wore his
safety goggles...
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Only a true pilot will get this.
I don't get these new fangled planes. After I took off and an alarm was going off that said "over steve" which is weird cause my name is Jordan. Then as I got a little higher another alarm was going off that said "flask." I was thirsty at the time so I said sure but nothing happened. As I came in to land an alarm was going off saying "blind folk." It was a perfictly clear afternoon, I don't know why it went off!
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Oct 30
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ApplePie
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Since I got the joke does that mean that I am a true pilot?
MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my
computers
specs.....
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Oct 30
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H
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ApplePie wrote
on Oct 30
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, 2009 at 9:40pm:
Since I got the joke does that mean that I am a true pilot?
Calm down...
it's just the effects of the pan
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Oct 31
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Damn it, i don't get it!!!
Sunset Chasing...RULES
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Oct 31
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, 2009 at 4:40am
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Mazza wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 1:14am:
Damn it, i don't get it!!!
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger Maz, I didn't either.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Oct 31
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, 2009 at 5:17am
Crash
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Wut?
Crash
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Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 8:51am
skoker
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Jordan never wore his
safety goggles...
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patchz wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 4:40am:
Mazza wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 1:14am:
Damn it, i don't get it!!!
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger Maz, I didn't either.
It's a joke about all the alarms that go off when flying that people don't always understand.
Overspeed = over steve
Flaps = flask
glideslope = blind folk
told you that only real pilots would get it...
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Oct 31
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, 2009 at 3:46pm
EJW
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Now I get it!
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Oct 31
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, 2009 at 5:04pm
ApplePie
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skoker wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 8:51am:
patchz wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 4:40am:
Mazza wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 1:14am:
Damn it, i don't get it!!!
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger Maz, I didn't either.
It's a joke about all the alarms that go off when flying that people don't always understand.
Overspeed = over steve
Flaps = flask
glideslope = blind folk
told you that only real pilots would get it...
What about pilots that retired before 1974?
MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my
computers
specs.....
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Oct 31
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, 2009 at 5:11pm
B-Valvs
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ApplePie wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 5:04pm:
skoker wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 8:51am:
patchz wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 4:40am:
Mazza wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 1:14am:
Damn it, i don't get it!!!
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger Maz, I didn't either.
It's a joke about all the alarms that go off when flying that people don't always understand.
Overspeed = over steve
Flaps = flask
glideslope = blind folk
told you that only real pilots would get it...
What about pilots that retired before 1974?
Before then, you could still go too fast, there were still flaps, and there were still glidescopes. The plane just didn't yell at you about them most of the time.
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Oct 31
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, 2009 at 11:07pm
Mazza
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skoker wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 8:51am:
patchz wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 4:40am:
Mazza wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 1:14am:
Damn it, i don't get it!!!
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger Maz, I didn't either.
It's a joke about all the alarms that go off when flying that people don't always understand.
Overspeed = over steve
Flaps = flask
glideslope = blind folk
told you that only real pilots would get it...
I knew they meant something like that, i got over steve, not the others, oh well...
Sunset Chasing...RULES
AMD 9550 2.43 X4 - 2Gb RAM 800Mhz DDRII - Asus 4670
Corsair TX-750W
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Oct 31
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, 2009 at 11:37pm
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skoker wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 8:51am:
Overspeed = over steve
Flaps = flask
glideslope = blind folk
told you that only real pilots would get it...
Real pilots don't fly giant
tubes...
I got tired of waiting for someone else to say it.
Unintentionally halting all discussion on forums since 1992.
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Nov 1
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, 2009 at 3:20am
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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charlesed wrote
on Oct 31
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, 2009 at 11:37pm:
Real pilots don't fly giant
tubes...
I got tired of waiting for someone else to say it.
Yeah, from what I read, those in the big cockpit get over-involved perusing maps and miss their runway.
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, 2009 at 7:20am
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skoker wrote
on Oct 31
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, 2009 at 8:51am:
patchz wrote
on Oct 31
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, 2009 at 4:40am:
Mazza wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 1:14am:
Damn it, i don't get it!!!
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger Maz, I didn't either.
It's a joke about all the alarms that go off when flying that people don't always understand.
Overspeed = over steve
Flaps = flask
glideslope = blind folk
told you that only real pilots would get it...
Or merchant bankers
Matt
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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Nov 1
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, 2009 at 7:17pm
JoBee
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charlesed wrote
on Oct 31
st
, 2009 at 11:37pm:
Real pilots don't fly giant
tubes...
I got tired of waiting for someone else to say it.
Reminds me of a story, many of you may have heard it.
For those who haven't...
In the early days of aviation pilot's needed 2 things to get by...a cat and a duck.
The duck always pointed south and the cat would tell you if you were upside-down in the clouds.
Todays commercial aviators require 2 different items to survive...a monkey and a dog.
He needs the monkey to program the FMC and the dog...
bites his hand if he tries to touch anything.
cheers,
Joe
Don't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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