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Oct 26th, 2009 at 2:57pm

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Have recently been sent this and felt it needed sharing,


SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Is it that true !!!     Myk

 

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Reply #1 - Oct 26th, 2009 at 3:58pm

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The problem here, turning off any sexual inuendos, is that most everything the women applied to their male computer list applies to the men's female computer list.
Wink


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Reply #2 - Oct 27th, 2009 at 5:29am

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and the only reason the women won was because the teacher was a female
 

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Reply #3 - Oct 28th, 2009 at 1:58pm

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Interesting things to remember....

Kitchen, la cocina, is feminine
Car, el coche, is masculine
and to the best of my knowledge... Arrogant, arrogante, is masculine too

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Reply #4 - Oct 29th, 2009 at 2:28am

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machineman9 wrote on Oct 28th, 2009 at 1:58pm:
Interesting things to remember....

Kitchen, la cocina, is feminine
Car, el coche, is masculine
and to the best of my knowledge... Arrogant, arrogante, is masculine too

Grin


Actually, it's an adjective so it's neutral... neither masculine nor feminine  Wink

but while computer may be feminine in spanish, it's masculine in portuguese, so really both are right... take your pick  Cheesy

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