Recieved in an E-mail,

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all

could probably use more calm in our lives.

 

Some doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace

is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house

to see things I had started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the

house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of

shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies,

tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the

Chesescke an

a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who frkin gud I fel.

 

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.


Cheers   Myk