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What Fozzer does in Sainsburys (Read 365 times)
Oct 17
th
, 2009 at 10:17am
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Oct 17
th
, 2009 at 10:47am
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Oct 17
th
, 2009 at 11:01am
Fozzer
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Nah...
...you cant beat a Cucumber, and a can of Mobil Oil for those intimate moments of reflection...
...!
I must admit, I do spend an inordinate amount of time in the Fruit and Vegetable section of Mr. Sainsbury's, waiting for an attractive Lady to pick up a pair of Water Mellons...
...!
My daily visit to the Fruit and Veg section, and my various comments to the browsing customers is getting dangerously near to getting me slapped/banned...
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..its fun tho'...
...!
Paul....
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..!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-Y_Jelly
Observing the constituents which make up the product, it appears that they are very similar to the little extras I pop into my tasty Stews and Casseroles!..
..!
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Oct 17
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZ6XXblLJI
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Oct 17
th
, 2009 at 12:24pm
Fozzer
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ozzy72 wrote
on Oct 17
th
, 2009 at 11:45am:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZ6XXblLJI
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...!
Love it!...(...especially the Sainsbury's Water Melons..on special offer!.)...
...!
Paul...
...!
...Customers are requested not to
fondle
handle the products.
....
...!
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Oct 17
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, 2009 at 5:22pm
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ozzy72 wrote
on Oct 17
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, 2009 at 11:45am:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZ6XXblLJI
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Oct 18
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, 2009 at 7:48pm
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Fozzer wrote
on Oct 17
th
, 2009 at 11:01am:
...waiting for an attractive Lady to pick up a pair of Water Mellons...
...!
"M'lady, would you please be so kind as to allow me to carry those splendid melons for you?"
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Oct 18
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That is just wrong.
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