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Oct 17th, 2009 at 10:17am

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Reply #1 - Oct 17th, 2009 at 10:47am

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Reply #2 - Oct 17th, 2009 at 11:01am

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Nah...

...you cant beat a Cucumber, and a can of Mobil Oil for those intimate moments of reflection... Roll Eyes...!

I must admit, I do spend an inordinate amount of time in the Fruit and Vegetable section of Mr. Sainsbury's, waiting for an attractive Lady to pick up a pair of Water Mellons... Kiss...!

My daily visit to the Fruit and Veg section, and my various comments to the browsing customers is getting dangerously near to getting me slapped/banned... Shocked...

..its fun tho'... Grin...!

Paul.... Grin... Grin... Grin..!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-Y_Jelly

Observing the constituents which make up the product, it appears that they are very similar to the little extras I pop into my tasty Stews and Casseroles!.. Smiley..!
 

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Reply #3 - Oct 17th, 2009 at 11:45am

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Reply #4 - Oct 17th, 2009 at 12:24pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 at 11:45am:


.... Grin... Grin... Grin...!

Love it!...(...especially the Sainsbury's Water Melons..on special offer!.)... Grin...!

Paul... Grin...!

...Customers are requested not to fondle handle the products.

.... Wink...!
 

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Reply #5 - Oct 17th, 2009 at 5:22pm

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Reply #6 - Oct 18th, 2009 at 7:48pm

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Fozzer wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 at 11:01am:
...waiting for an attractive Lady to pick up a pair of Water Mellons... Kiss...!


"M'lady, would you please be so kind as to allow me to carry those splendid melons for you?"  Wink
 
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Reply #7 - Oct 18th, 2009 at 9:24pm

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That is just wrong. Grin Grin Grin
 

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