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Don't step on the ducks (Read 238 times)
Sep 24
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, 2009 at 3:10pm
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Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they
try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my
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Ouch!
That reminds me, though...
A very weary duck landed on a tree limb and went to sleep Meanwhile, a raging forest fire was headed for it and the sky was quickly darkening with storm clouds. The duck awakened to a loud thunderclap just as the inferno reached it; the rain came down in a torrent, saving duck and tree from further burning. However, the duck's feathers were completely burned off, its skin badly burned and it was stuck in the tree -- it just couldn't get down.
A duck was taken to a college, trained in medicine and given a degree. However, it was still a quack.
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