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Sep 11
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, 2009 at 6:24pm
waspiflab
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: “ What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing that he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
“Got stoned once and shagged a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son”
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Sep 11
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, 2009 at 7:50pm
Romulus111VADT
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LMAO.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 11
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"Got stoned once and shagged a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
"Dad!" Quickly embracing the old man, the teenager exclaimed, "Mom's had the authorities looking all over for you -- you're years behind in child support!"
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Sep 11
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Sep 12
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EJW
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I wish I had a relative that funny!
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Sep 15
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, 2009 at 1:57pm
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Hilarity
what a one liner!
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Sep 16
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Sep 17
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, 2009 at 3:47am
T1MT1M
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daz1 wrote
on Sep 15
th
, 2009 at 1:57pm:
Hilarity
what a one liner!
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But this joke is not a one liner, one liners generally have 1 or at most 2 lines, this has 9.
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Sep 17
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, 2009 at 9:45am
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T1MT1M wrote
on Sep 17
th
, 2009 at 3:47am:
daz1 wrote
on Sep 15
th
, 2009 at 1:57pm:
Hilarity
what a one liner!
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But this joke is not a one liner, one liners generally have 1 or at most 2 lines, this has 9.
I think he was referring to the one line used by waspiflabs' father...........
MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my
computers
specs.....
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