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In the Ocean Air (Read 539 times)
Sep 8
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, 2009 at 3:30am
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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Imagine a beautiful beach with white sand, listening to the gently rocking background noise from the waves. Beautiful bodies enjoying the warm sun, your third drink just emptied and dozing off in the sun lounger. Suddenly, a cloud appears, making you realize that your tranquil peace is about to change ...
Lord, stuff my head in the sand... I may never go to a beach again.
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Sep 8
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That's terrifying.
Sometimes I wonder about you H.
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Sep 8
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Deep behind enemy lines!
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I must learn to have a coffee and then switch the computer on first thing in the morning, rather than check SimV out whist the coffee is dripping through. Now where is that vomit smilie?
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Sep 8
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This is way beyond warped. It's clear to demented.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 8
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, 2009 at 7:50am
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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Hagar wrote
on Sep 8
th
, 2009 at 4:22am:
That's terrifying.
Sometimes I wonder about you H.
This was e-mailed to me from a lady down the drive (I used to work at the dog track with her husband). There is no way in the world I would have been hanging around with that coming down, let alone take a px of it!
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Sep 8
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ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
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That is just WRONG
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Sep 8
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Won't be flying FSX for awhile untill the eye bleach wears off
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Sep 8
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, 2009 at 1:57pm
Crash
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I saw someone similar at the beach last summer (without the mask ofcourse). Respect for that guy for not being ashamed of his body.
Crash
(my body is build like a God. Too bad it's Buddha...)
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Sep 8
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I saw someone similar at the beach last summer (without the mask ofcourse). Respect for that guy for not being ashamed of his body.
Crash
(my body is build like a God. Too bad it's Buddha...)
I believe that Buddha is viewed as a spiritual teacher and or prophet....
Now as for myself, I look allot like Ole Saint Nick....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 8
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I umm.. well uh.. hmmm.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 8
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Terri
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LMAO
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Sep 8
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I am scared...
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MY EYES ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE.
MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my
computers
specs.....
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