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Sep 1st, 2009 at 4:16pm

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Reply #1 - Sep 1st, 2009 at 5:05pm

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Ouch? More like LOL! Grin

Seriously though, a New Zealander parachuted from 6,500 ft. His chute only partially worked and he landed 'crotch first' on a wooden fence. Ouch indeed! He broke something, and that doesn't mean the fence! Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #2 - Sep 3rd, 2009 at 10:14pm

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I've seen this a few times before. It hurts just to watch it.

Grin Grin Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 3rd, 2009 at 10:14pm

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EJW wrote on Sep 1st, 2009 at 5:05pm:
Ouch? More like LOL! Grin

Seriously though, a New Zealander parachuted from 6,500 ft. His chute only partially worked and he landed 'crotch first' on a wooden fence. Ouch indeed! He broke something, and that doesn't mean the fence! Roll Eyes


OUCH!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #4 - Sep 4th, 2009 at 8:26pm

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Worst bail ever?

I think I've seen worse!!!


I'm not sure if it was a skater or a rollerblader, probably a skater though. Dark, rolling up to a rail, grinding down it, falling off the board, landing with legs on either side of the rail and catching a rather important area on a sticking out sharp piece of metal at the end of the rail. What was cut up? Well, lets just say usually this area down there contains 2 smallish objects but this skater looked down and found one in its proper location and the other in his hand.   Cool  Some people.
 

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Reply #5 - Sep 5th, 2009 at 9:34am

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machineman9 wrote on Sep 4th, 2009 at 8:26pm:
Worst bail ever?

I think I've seen worse!!!


I'm not sure if it was a skater or a rollerblader, probably a skater though. Dark, rolling up to a rail, grinding down it, falling off the board, landing with legs on either side of the rail and catching a rather important area on a sticking out sharp piece of metal at the end of the rail. What was cut up? Well, lets just say usually this area down there contains 2 smallish objects but this skater looked down and found one in its proper location and the other in his hand.   Cool  Some people.


Did you REALLY have to tell us that? I've actually got 'ball ache' just thinking about it. Thanks!  Angry Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Sep 5th, 2009 at 12:53pm

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EJW wrote on Sep 5th, 2009 at 9:34am:
machineman9 wrote on Sep 4th, 2009 at 8:26pm:
Worst bail ever?

I think I've seen worse!!!


I'm not sure if it was a skater or a rollerblader, probably a skater though. Dark, rolling up to a rail, grinding down it, falling off the board, landing with legs on either side of the rail and catching a rather important area on a sticking out sharp piece of metal at the end of the rail. What was cut up? Well, lets just say usually this area down there contains 2 smallish objects but this skater looked down and found one in its proper location and the other in his hand.   Cool  Some people.


Did you REALLY have to tell us that? I've actually got 'ball ache' just thinking about it. Thanks!  Angry Grin

Yes, yes I did  Cool
 

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Reply #7 - Sep 5th, 2009 at 1:34pm

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machineman9 wrote on Sep 5th, 2009 at 12:53pm:
EJW wrote on Sep 5th, 2009 at 9:34am:
machineman9 wrote on Sep 4th, 2009 at 8:26pm:
Worst bail ever?

I think I've seen worse!!!


I'm not sure if it was a skater or a rollerblader, probably a skater though. Dark, rolling up to a rail, grinding down it, falling off the board, landing with legs on either side of the rail and catching a rather important area on a sticking out sharp piece of metal at the end of the rail. What was cut up? Well, lets just say usually this area down there contains 2 smallish objects but this skater looked down and found one in its proper location and the other in his hand.   Cool  Some people.


Did you REALLY have to tell us that? I've actually got 'ball ache' just thinking about it. Thanks!  Angry Grin

Yes, yes I did  Cool


Hehe! About two years ago whilst on the school field I was playing football with some friends. I booted the ball and it hit my mate Chris right were it hurt. Sure, this kind of stuff is commonplace at schools, but he was down all lunch. Kinda felt sorry for him...after I finished laughing! Grin
 
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