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Aug 26th, 2009 at 10:13am

JakesF14   Offline
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ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL
LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT
DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY
AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.

THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING
LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST
AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO
CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3
DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME.
ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS
A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE
CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.

THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST
CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS:


               MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION


INSTRUCTIONS:
    All questions are compulsory.
    Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students
will result in all the candidates getting a  zero mark.

    Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)
    Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you
attended----- (30 Marks)
    Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre. ------ (20 Marks)
    Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- (28 marks)
    Q.5. Who was driving---------- (20 marks)

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Reply #1 - Aug 26th, 2009 at 11:42am

machineman9   Offline
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Haha excellent.

Sometimes the truth hurts, but hurts less than lying!  Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Aug 26th, 2009 at 10:28pm

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Grin Grin Grin Grin

Cool
 

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Reply #3 - Aug 28th, 2009 at 8:49am

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Hehe. I bet the head of my schools Georgaphy department would do something like that.
 
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Reply #4 - Aug 28th, 2009 at 11:05am

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This is just the kind of thing I used to do when I was a teacher Cool
 

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