Another option is taking a bus for 3 days beside some guy named Bubba who likes to keep talking and talking and never seems to realize you don't give a crap...

...You see his niece was getting married in Kentucky but her dress was too big so they had to go to the tailor and get it taken out some just yesterday and his brother didn't think he was going to make it because just when he was about to leave for the airport his 93 Jetta wouldnt start but he figures its the cold air in New Hampshire and the small hole in the gas tank and one time when he was visiting they tried to patch the hole and when they did the hole fell through so they had to filter the entire gas can so it didnt go through into the engine so that took a while and by that time his sister in law Betty was home and she was calling him for supper but he just wouldn't come so she eventually wrapped it and put it is the refridgerator for later and when they finally finished the car patching they went inside and found that the pork was too cold so they put it in the microwave and it was pretty good but not as good as his wife's pork. You see she makes it with this special blend of spices that only her mother knows who died in 1997 and never told anyone else and they were thinking about opening a restaurant to sell the pork but they couldn't find the funds to do so and they soon realized that they had no other food and people going into a restaurant generally want to have a choice other than just pork even though it is very very good. They were going to call it "Pork chops" and have some stuffed pigs riding harleys placed everywhere and have a special parking lot for motorcycles because he was a fan of motorcycles. A few years back he bought his first motorcycle and he enjoyed it very much, and he rode it back and forth to work a lot. But he hasn't been riding as much in the past few months as his niece's husband had died in a motorcycle crash but he is slowly getting over it and his niece is going to remarry this weekend...