Simviation Forum - T C A Major Anoucement!

Mar 10^th, 2009 at 5:17pm

dangermouse Offline
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T C A is not hiring!!

That's right folks! Total Crap Airlines isn't hiring a single person.

'Why?', you may ask? Because we're a Total Crap Airlines. Our goal is to totally disappoint our pilots and
passengers alike with third rate, shoddy service, and equipment.

Not only will you be virtually late in arriving virtually nowhere, by the time we are virtually done with you,

you'll virtually swear you've been virtually ripped off.

So go get behind the stick of your own virtual plane, and have a truly enjoyable flight, because here at

T C A, our motto is : "You'll never get where you're going with us!"

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Reply #1 - Mar 11^th, 2009 at 12:50am

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Where do I sign up? Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 11^th, 2009 at 12:18pm

Sir Crashalot Ex Member

Finally an VA where I can land in my own style........ rough and with a lot of damage.

Crash Wink

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Reply #3 - Sep 3^rd, 2009 at 12:47pm

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Are you offereing any common stock? I need a good investment right now with all the economic turmoil. Wink

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Reply #4 - Sep 3^rd, 2009 at 2:02pm

Crash Ex Member

John, I think investing in TCA is as profitable as digging for water on the moon....

Crash Wink

(wearing moonboots)

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Reply #5 - Sep 3^rd, 2009 at 2:35pm

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And virtually just as fun. Cheesy

♪♫♪‼

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Reply #6 - Sep 4^th, 2009 at 11:17am

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John, I think investing in TCA is as profitable as digging for water on the moon....

Crash Wink

(wearing moonboots)

Good to hear....... so you are saying my "Virtual Moon Water Unlimited" stocks should be doing fine. Wink

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Reply #7 - Sep 4^th, 2009 at 12:28pm

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Is there any truth in the rumours that your new CEO is Lord Lucan, and his PA Madeline McCann?

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #8 - Sep 4^th, 2009 at 3:20pm

Crash Ex Member

JBaymore wrote on Sep 4^th, 2009 at 11:17am:

Quote:

John, I think investing in TCA is as profitable as digging for water on the moon....

Crash Wink

(wearing moonboots)

Good to hear....... so you are saying my "Virtual Moon Water Unlimited" stocks should be doing fine. Wink

Yes they will. For your future businness adventures I advise you to contact Mr. Osagie. He lives in Nigeria and knowns everything about foreign money transactions.....

Crash Wink

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Reply #9 - Sep 4^th, 2009 at 4:32pm

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Quote:

JBaymore wrote on Sep 4^th, 2009 at 11:17am:

Quote:

John, I think investing in TCA is as profitable as digging for water on the moon....

Crash Wink

(wearing moonboots)

Good to hear....... so you are saying my "Virtual Moon Water Unlimited" stocks should be doing fine. Wink

Yes they will. For your future businness adventures I advise you to contact Mr. Osagie. He lives in Nigeria and knowns everything about foreign money transactions.....

Crash Wink

OK Crash. I'll get right on that. Do you have an email address for that guy? He might know my other investment councelor. Mr. Bundawa.

Mr. Bundawa says my other investments that I have already made there are doing splendidly, and wants me to send more money. He is from Nigeria too.

best,

................john

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Reply #10 - Sep 6^th, 2009 at 2:40am

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He might be the same guy I just invested $120,000 in. Still waiting for him to make that transaction into my account though, haven't heard from him since...supposed to give me $5,000,000 for helping him and his dying prince move some cash...

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