Since I am a Real Pilot, I wanted to have a blog so all Us Co-pilots an Captains, Student Trainers and Ground school could have a place to Chat! Add Any comments on flying. 

www.SkybusVirtualAirline.webs.com Is my virtual Airline

Aren't you posting about a site which does exactly what we do here?


Oooh the other choices 


(I prefer it here  )

How do you know there's a pilot at the party?

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He'll tell you.




 (<- Aviator Sunglasses)  

if he were a real airline pilot... the >LAST< thing he would do with his free time is mess with a virtual airline.  

as a *former* airline pilot - this i can promise you... his spare time would be filled with activities like skirt chasing, party going, cook outs, ball games, beer drinking, fishing - or even working a second job -

if you have an airline job... on your off time you will probably try to go as far away as possible from airplanes and airports.

i never understood these virtual airlines anyhow. it sets a lot of 12-13 year old kids up for major career disappointment by the time they hit 25 and slam into the brick wall of realization that the job is 95% pain in the ass / 5% fun

flyboy 28 wrote on Feb 17^th, 2009 at 11:42pm:

My favorite joke ever.


Airline Pilot wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 12:28am:


I'm sorry to hear that your niece was marred.  That sounds terrible.

Mobius wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 12:30am:



ohhh shit man this had me laughing now hahahah

We doubt you are a pilot..........because.

How many times can one person get into each post that he is a pilot....if you get on the PA and tell the pax as often as you tell us, someone who is trying to watch a movie that freezes every time you come online is going to get so p#sses off, that they will kick the cockpit door in and strangle you. For a highly educated and trained airline captain, your spelling and grammar is dreadful and month off because your niece is getting married, man I want to work for your company. After the grueling schedules I would have thought that you would take to the sky with a nice sporty GA aircraft (after all you are not married, don't drink or party) and not hang about in a virtual airline with a bunch of 13 year olds who think that they can do a CATIII B approach in an ATR 42-300 into Las Vegas in the summer. If you want to try and impress, than try this site out http://totalsim.6.forumer.com/index.php if not, calm down and enjoy SimV as a place to relax and pick up some fine addons.

Matt

PS, I don't think I have mentioned in some time that I have maintenance licenses for Boeing 737NG and A320

PPS Just in case you all missed it.........I have maintenance licenses for Boeing 737NG and A320

PPPS See above.

PPPPS, did I mention

Jeff.Guo wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 12:40am:

NO I am NOT Gay, And Pilots are Not allowed to Be gay anyways, I am a social Person. And What Is Lou Gehrigs? You People Are Just Insulting. 

Airline Pilot wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 11:13am:


Next you will tell us stewards are never gay too. I guess the three based out of the airport I work at have pulled the wool over my bosses eyes good and proper (they also happen to be nice guys and very good at there jobs)
Dude, just come clean, your a somewhere between 12 and 14 are you not? You Grammar, spelling and general knowledge is really letting you down in a big way. You are just beginning to look really silly now, but compared to other trolls, you are quite entertaining........at the moment

Matt  

I'm am bookmarking this thread.  


Sorry for stealing the smiley, but it's too good.

Quote:


No worries, I stole it from TSC anyway.

Mobius wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 6:58pm:


Hey. Watch it.

flyboy 28 wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 7:24pm:

Oh yeah.....ahem....sorry about that.  




The Chair Air Force people have to do something to stay entertained.

flavio wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 8:50pm:

Nice, reminds me of the scene in "Behind Enemy Lines" where they launched the football off the catapult.  Ahh, the fun you could have with a steam driven catapult...

expat wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 7:09am:



MATT ....... OOOOOOO MATT!!

You forgot to mention that you maintain 737NGs and A320s ....... how remiss of you. 

expat wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 7:09am:

Haha, CATIII Approach, Do you expect 13 or 14 year olds to know that? And Maybe I haven't gone to grammar school when I was a kid, Cause My Parents Were poor, I barely had money, But I kept going to school, Where I lived, In Africa They never had Grammar school. So I wasn't taught, But I did read a lot of airplane books because  was really interested In them. My Dad Eventually Died  and My grandfather who lives  in CANADA takes my and my 3 brothers and 5 sisters to Canada to live with him. I took Aviation School In Ethiopia Though then came back to Canada. And I will Tryout the site!

expat wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:46am:



before i head off on my first solo x country! wooo, stopped by to checkout this thread and clear my mind a little bit, and it turns out i can recall when I was about 12 or 13 reading about redundant autopilots on the 767, how pilots would arm the C (center, right?) and for a catIII the R and L ones. and I knew a catiii was a min vis app and landing as well.

now isnt it interesting what we aviation sickos were reading at that age lol. my buddies were collecting batman, spiderman, i was collecting tripple 7, the queen of the skies. hahaha.

EthiopianAirlines wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 12:08pm:


And you should not try to be two people when I can see your IP address.

ShaneG wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 12:15pm:


I was just wondering about that, when I scrolled down and................

Airlinepilot/EthiopianAirlines, stop trying to impress us and just enjoy SimV. There are a lot of people here who can help out on just about any aviation subject, and with all of the M$ flight simulators. You can also pick up some of the best freeware on the internet here. On top of that we also have forums covering many other subjects outside of aviation. Tricks like the one above just make you look rather silly, chill out and enjoy, life is way too short (and our mods way too clever)

Matt

This thread is just great. Almost catching up to the one where the guy pirated FSX and put up that poll. I'd put a link, but everyone knows what I'm talking about.

Nice one Shane. 

EthiopianAirlines wrote on Feb 20^th, 2009 at 12:08pm:


EthiopianAirlines wrote on Feb 21^st, 2009 at 12:18am:



Right.

BigTruck wrote on Feb 21^st, 2009 at 4:47am:


Very true Truck, but it is also not Bullviation

Matt

expat wrote on Feb 21^st, 2009 at 10:09am:


hahaahaha  wow, very creative man!

i agree tho, as much fun as this thread was, i enjoy the beautiful pics you guys make way more!

welcome to the site ethiopian, canadian, pilot!

This was my favourite post in this thread (sorry Matt......   )

expat wrote on Feb 18^th, 2009 at 1:02pm:


But I'm willing to let you off, seeing as you're qualified to spanner 737NGs and A320s

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This thread is one of the best here for entertainment.



Oh what fun.

-Crossfire- wrote on Apr 9^th, 2009 at 11:48pm:


No, I'm Spartacus a real pilot  

The-Black-Sheep wrote on Apr 21^st, 2009 at 12:48pm:


"No",,,I'm real pilot!