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Jan 13th, 2009 at 6:57pm

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Visit Australia...

...and enjoy Dog Crap.

The most wonderful Crap in the World!

Share it with your Friends....

....down under.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gQGMuxJ0vCc

 

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Reply #1 - Jan 13th, 2009 at 10:00pm

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I think it's supposed to be wet dirt....but you have a point with how it's presented.  Grin

In any case....I imagine that's one really expensive commercial to produce!
 

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Reply #2 - Jan 14th, 2009 at 4:41am

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....LOL... Grin...!

Every time I see that advert on our Television, I shudder each time that bare foot steps in that.......whatever... Shocked...!

It brings back memories of what I accidentally step in when I am outside, walking round Town... Embarrassed...!

...at least, I am wearing my shoes at the time!... Roll Eyes...!

Paul.... Grin...!

Surely, the Film Producer/Director must have thought what I am thinking, at the time of making the film!.... Shocked... Grin...!
 

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Reply #3 - Jan 14th, 2009 at 4:55am

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Fozzer wrote on Jan 14th, 2009 at 4:41am:
....LOL... Grin...!

Every time I see that advert on our Television, I shudder each time that bare foot steps in that.......whatever... Shocked...!

It brings back memories of what I accidentally step in when I am outside, walking round Town... Embarrassed...!

...at least, I am wearing my shoes at the time!... Roll Eyes...!

Paul.... Grin...!

Surely, the Film Producer/Director must have thought what I am thinking, at the time of making the film!.... Shocked... Grin...!

This is the first time I've seen it but I think that's the whole point of the ad. Visit nice clean, sunny Australia & get away from dreary old Britain with all the muck & dog poop.

Anyway Paul, you're always telling us you don't have a TV. I don't believe a word of it. Tongue
 

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Reply #4 - Jan 14th, 2009 at 5:40am

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Hagar wrote on Jan 14th, 2009 at 4:55am:
Fozzer wrote on Jan 14th, 2009 at 4:41am:
....LOL... Grin...!

Every time I see that advert on our Television, I shudder each time that bare foot steps in that.......whatever... Shocked...!

It brings back memories of what I accidentally step in when I am outside, walking round Town... Embarrassed...!

...at least, I am wearing my shoes at the time!... Roll Eyes...!

Paul.... Grin...!

Surely, the Film Producer/Director must have thought what I am thinking, at the time of making the film!.... Shocked... Grin...!


This is the first time I've seen it but I think that's the whole point of the ad. Visit nice clean, sunny Australia & get away from dreary old Britain with all the muck & dog poop.

Anyway Paul, you're always telling us you don't have a TV. I don't believe a word of it. Tongue


Television?... Roll Eyes...!

My dear neighbour always reminds me when CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) is on Channel 5, and invites me round to watch...

...its then that I observe the Australian Tourist board inviting me to visit Australia, in the pouring rain, and step in some liquid Dog Poop...

(They say its red Australian earth...but I still reckon its Dog Poop!)... Grin...!

Paul.... Grin...!

...only a Month to go, for my Free TV Licence... Smiley...!
 

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Reply #5 - Jan 16th, 2009 at 6:56pm

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I'm afraid to ask, but the year is young..

What is a TV license ?

**Edit:  Nevermind.. I Googled it..

 
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Reply #6 - Jan 17th, 2009 at 1:48am

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It's just wet sand Paul, You might not know of this 'Sand' but it's cool Cheesy
 

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Reply #7 - Jan 18th, 2009 at 9:03am

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Brett_Henderson wrote on Jan 16th, 2009 at 6:56pm:
I'm afraid to ask, but the year is young..

What is a TV license ?

**Edit:  Nevermind.. I Googled it..



...when we reach the glorious age of 75 years. our generous Government allow us to watch Television for "Free", without having to pay yearly for a very expensive Television Licence...!

Paul...G-BPLF...one Month to go for "Free TV"!... Smiley...!

...and Maz....that "Wet Sand" still looks like wet Dog Poo to me...Wink...!

.... Grin...!
 

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Reply #8 - Jan 18th, 2009 at 3:15pm

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Fozzer wrote on Jan 18th, 2009 at 9:03am:
...when we reach the glorious age of 75 years. our generous Government allow us to watch Television for "Free", without having to pay yearly for a very expensive Television Licence...!

Paul...G-BPLF...one Month to go for "Free TV"!... Smiley...!

...and Maz....that "Wet Sand" still looks like wet Dog Poo to me...Wink...!

.... Grin...!

In contrast, over here many people gladly pay large sums of money for television many others of us get for free. Cheesy
 

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Reply #9 - Jan 19th, 2009 at 11:36pm

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wet sand or poo, I still want to go to Australia
 
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Reply #10 - Jan 20th, 2009 at 7:53am

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SubZer0 wrote on Jan 19th, 2009 at 11:36pm:
wet sand or poo, I still want to go to Australia


..beware...

..Its full of ex-Convicts from England.. Wink...!

...the good news...

They still speak my version of "Cockney English".....almost!.. Grin...!

Paul... Grin...!

(Sheep stealing is no longer a "Transportable to Australia" offence...you will be pleased to know.......or not!)...Wink...!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convictism_in_Australia
 

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Reply #11 - Jan 21st, 2009 at 4:51am

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Fozzer wrote on Jan 20th, 2009 at 7:53am:
..beware...

..Its full of ex-Convicts from England.. Wink...!

...the good news...

They still speak my version of "Cockney English".....almost!.. Grin...!

Paul... Grin...!

(Sheep stealing is no longer a "Transportable to Australia" offence...you will be pleased to know.......or not!)...Wink...!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convictism_in_Australia



Yeah how bout you stop insulting Australia.

1. We speak nothing like you besides the basics of the language. Have  a friend from england and even if he had a aus accent you would know that he wasn't from around here. Point 2: Never heard the word cockney said out loud in aus.

2. I am from Australia. Ancestors were FREE SETTLERS in the first fleet.

3. 27,615 prisoners in australia with a population of 21,007,310
   81,533 prisoners in england with a population of 51,092,000
You have a larger percentage of prisoners even though "we descended from them so we must all be them". And all those ex-convicts, Apparently they died a while back.

4. Australia is awesome GET USED TO IT.

5. Its called having an OPEN MIND.
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Reply #12 - Jan 21st, 2009 at 5:12am

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...the nice thing about we English, in England...is that we have a sense of Humour... Wink... Wink... Wink...!

..which is apparent from the use of "Smilies" in our posts... Grin...!

Paul...G-BPLF... Cool...!
 

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Reply #13 - Jan 21st, 2009 at 6:22am

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Just because you are putting smilies in your posts does not make them any less offensive. Its like calling someone an idiot with a grin on your face. Its just not nice. Don't do it.

You say we have dog crap, even after hagar pointed out with a bit more of a critical eye than you and maz with what it actually was what the ad was actually trying to say, hidden messages, different interpretations, etc. You still argue the fact that we have dog cr*p.

Now i don't mind making a little fun at my country's expense BUT what you are doing is just blatantly insulting us. Instead of this why don't you just enjoy jokes that are made by people who are actually funny.
eg.


If we just sent all our convicts to a place that was uninhabitable and turned up 50 years later and acted all cool like nothing happened what do you think they would say?




Something along the lines of g'day mate.


Grin Grin


See there is a joke that is actually funny.

Sense of humour.

Goodbye.
 
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Reply #14 - Jan 21st, 2009 at 6:55am

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I must apologise if I have upset your sensitive side with my Posts, which was intended to introduce a spot of innocent Humour into every-day life on the Forum...
...as we do, and have done, from day to day, in Simviation, over the years....Wink..!

Some of my married Grand-Children have moved to Australia and are gradually getting used to the Country...

....and Folks...Wink...!

Many of my daily Flight Sim Tours take place in Australia and Tasmania courtesy of FS '98/FS 2000/FS 2002/FS 2004 and "VOZ", which is highly interesting, both historically and geographically... Wink...!

So there you go...

If I have upset you, (and your fellow Australians and ex-English citizens), I am very sorry...

Paul....G-BPLF... Cool...!
 

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Reply #15 - Jan 21st, 2009 at 7:47am

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Thanks for apologising. but it should be more to my patriotic side  Wink.
 
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