Simviation Forum - Female Space Mechanics??

Nov 19^th, 2008 at 4:24pm

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Never let a Female Space Mechanic, with a funny name, loose with a 3/4 inch open ended Spanner....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7737250.stm

You can now expect her Tool Box, full of various Tools, to shatter your windscreen on your next Picnic Outing to the Planet Mars, with the Family on board..... Cry

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As of yet, there are no Mobile Space Windscreen replacement Service Vehicles in operation.
...or anything useful out there, like emergency recovery, for that matter... Cry

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F....Taking my Holiday at sunny Brighton this year. Less chance of encountering a flying Tool Box on the trip... Wink

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Reply #1 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 4:28pm

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In future news: House catches fire from flaming tool kit. Wink

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Reply #2 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 4:39pm

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Mushroom_Farmer wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 4:28pm:

In future news: House catches fire from flaming tool kit. Wink

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Reply #3 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 5:29pm

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Oh Boy!! a macho man would say Woman should stay home For cooking and laundry

LOL Grin

,I bet this same coment was repeatly say by many machos man in the world after watching this video,But if this would happened to a man? ,nobuddy would say anything huh? am I right? Wink

this has happen to me ,with gravity, no space suit,and cheap tools.. Grin

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Reply #4 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 7:51pm

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It is always bad to let things fly out in space. Shocked

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Reply #5 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 8:57pm

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lol, did anyone watch monday night's episode of the 'Big Bang Theory'? Grin

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Reply #6 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 11:58pm

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BFMF wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 8:57pm:

lol, did anyone watch monday night's episode of the 'Big Bang Theory'? Grin

Kind of.

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Reply #7 - Nov 20^th, 2008 at 11:54am

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Took her a minute to realise didn't it?

Gravity - Only works when you don't want it to.

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Reply #8 - Nov 20^th, 2008 at 12:29pm

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It just goes to show that if items are not firmly tethered to the Space Station, they will drift off into space...

...the same goes for the Astronauts...

Maybe its about time that they had a little Space Motor-bike to recover wayward items, (Tool Kits etc), which have drifted off.....including Astronauts?... Roll Eyes

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Reply #9 - Nov 20^th, 2008 at 12:54pm

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Or they should take advice from the high-up window cleaners... Just clip it onto you! Stops buckets and cleaning things falling... I don't see why it wouldn't work in space to stop equipment crashing back down on the rest of us.

Only problem with space motorbike is that if you fall off ~~due to inferior space car drivers~~ then you are left sliding along for quite a while. I would much prefer massive space bouncy castle. Reinforce it so it doesn't instantly explode and you can stay within your own space cacoon (and the tools bounce back!)

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