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This kid has a heck of a pump....lmao (Read 349 times)
Nov 3rd, 2008 at 7:52pm

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For all the parents out there. For all the would be parents, watch and learn......lmao

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Reply #1 - Nov 3rd, 2008 at 7:54pm

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Been there! Grin With both kids! Grin Wink
 
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Reply #2 - Nov 3rd, 2008 at 7:55pm

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omg good...now thats funny...it reminds me of when my brother-in-law changed my boys diaper and got nailed in the mouth Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Nov 4th, 2008 at 7:12pm

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You would be amazed how bloody accurate them little monsters are! That and that sweet innocent smile and giggle that always accompanies when they've nailed you. It's like....BULLSEYE!

That and it never fails, you've just got everything done. You've just snapped the last snap. The kid looks at you and smiles. You then here that infamous grunt....lmao. Then that unmistakable sound of a diaper being filled to capacity! Breakout the gas mask!

I'm SOOO glad that baby biz is long over with for me and my kids live hundreds of miles away with their kids.....lmao.
 

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #4 - Nov 4th, 2008 at 10:12pm

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The happiest moment of my life after my children's births, was the day they were both finally out of diapers and potty trained! Grin Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 5th, 2008 at 5:14am

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Yep, I never could quite figure out how that much stench could come from one little butt.....lmao

Whoever said "Good thing's come in small packages" obviously never changed a diaper.

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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #6 - Nov 5th, 2008 at 7:55am

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"Whoever said "Good thing's come in small packages" obviously never changed a diaper."


LMAO!!! This had me laughing for a while!!! Grin Grin Very true! Wink
 
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