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Apr 7th, 2008 at 11:04pm

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DOG FOR SALE !!!!
Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch!!!

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Dog For Sale
* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as 'Holy S--t’.



 
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Reply #1 - Apr 7th, 2008 at 11:11pm

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Reply #2 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 3:50am

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Reply #3 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 4:54am

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That's the sort of look that Dogs give me, just prior to taking a chunk out of my leg... Shocked...!

Paul...Legless... Shocked...!

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Reply #4 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 5:04am

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paul i think your a differant kind of legless Tongue
 
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Reply #5 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 5:58am
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That's one huge piece of dogmeat. Or a very small girl.

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Reply #6 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 7:27am

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J. wrote on Apr 8th, 2008 at 5:04am:
Paul I think your a different kind of legless Tongue


John...Wink... Grin...

....that's the sort of "legless" which helps to ease the pain whilst the Dog chews my leg... Shocked...!

Paul... Grin...!

It is a fact, that Dogs REALLY do not like me!...Roll Eyes...!
 
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Reply #7 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 7:44am

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For anyone curious about the picture and it's origins. Check this link- http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigdog.asp

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Reply #8 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 7:52am

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Apr 8th, 2008 at 7:44am:
For anyone curious about the picture and it's origins. Check this link- http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigdog.asp

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I don't care...

That bleedin' great Dog is still too close to the camera ME, for my liking... Shocked...!

LOL... Grin...!

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Reply #9 - Apr 8th, 2008 at 11:45am

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Apr 8th, 2008 at 7:44am:
For anyone curious about the picture and it's origins. Check this link- http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigdog.asp Wink


Well, I'm not surprised! I received the photo as an email.

Thanks for the link. I'm going to send it to the individual who sent me the email.


 
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Reply #10 - Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:17am

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Reply #11 - Apr 9th, 2008 at 4:47pm

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NickN wrote on Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:17am:
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But I would never send a (k)night out on a dog like that Grin

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Reply #12 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 3:51pm

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Reply #13 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 4:14pm

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NickN wrote on Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:17am:
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"Nice doggy!!"
 
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