There was a pilot flying his Cessna around town enjoying himself. He looked down and saw the fuel light on and the engine sputter. The pilot quickly panicked and looked around for a safe spot to land. He noticed just ahead of him a clear section of highway and a gas station just to the right of it. He landed the Cessna beautifly with no trouble at all and pulled up at the gas pump. When the service lady walked over to pump the gas he said "I bet you don't get a lot of planes here do you?"
She replied, "No... They usually land at that airport right over there."