Simviation Forum - cat bath

Mar 17^th, 2008 at 10:30am

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Over the weekend my cat sox was giving himself a cat bath when he proceeded to clean his butt my girlfriend looked over at me and said WOW I wish I could do that!!!

I said....

I am sure he will let you when he's finished.

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Reply #1 - Mar 17^th, 2008 at 11:40am

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This actually happened- I was walking with an old Army buddy. A male dog came trotting by and stopped. He started licking his balls and my buddy looked at me and said, "Man, I'd love to be able to do that." I looked at my buddy and said, "Well, if you pet him real nice, he might just let you." Kiss

He started laughing his a-s-s off and said, "Darn buddy, that was a good one!" Shocked

The only time in my life I've been able to use a joke I'd heard in real life. Let me tell you, it's even funnier to witness a joke in real life! Wink

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Reply #2 - Mar 17^th, 2008 at 5:07pm

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LOL!
You know why dogs and cats do that, don't you?

...because they can!
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Reply #3 - Mar 17^th, 2008 at 5:15pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Mar 17^th, 2008 at 11:40am:

This actually happened- I was walking with an old Army buddy. A male dog came trotting by and stopped. He started licking his balls and my buddy looked at me and said, "Man, I'd love to be able to do that." I looked at my buddy and said, "Well, if you pet him real nice, he might just let you." Kiss

He started laughing his a-s-s off and said, "Darn buddy, that was a good one!" Shocked

The only time in my life I've been able to use a joke I'd heard in real life. Let me tell you, it's even funnier to witness a joke in real life! Wink

I got to use a joke like that once. I was in a bar when a guy in a hotdog suite came in. I walked up to him and said "I'm sorry sir, but they don't serve food here". I can die a happy man now. Wink

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