>>> > A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
>>> > Wal-Mart  with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the
>>> > way  through the  entrance.
>>> >
>>> >  The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome
>>> > to  Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>>> >
>>> >  The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
>>> > ain't twins.  The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
>>> > hell would  you think  they're twins? Are you blind, or just
>>> > stupid?"
>>> >
>>> >  "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I
>>> > just  couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and
>>> > thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Matt

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