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Mar 6^th, 2008 at 11:40pm

aussiewannabe Offline
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This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'

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Reply #1 - Mar 7^th, 2008 at 12:29am

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Oh I love it. Smiley

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Reply #2 - Mar 7^th, 2008 at 7:00am

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..in England we call them "Bogies"... Wink

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..they are rather like very small Oysters, and taste slightly salty*.. Roll Eyes

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Paul... Grin

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* apparently... Wink

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Reply #3 - Mar 7^th, 2008 at 5:55pm

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Fozzer wrote on Mar 7^th, 2008 at 7:00am:

..in England we call them "Bogies"... Wink

...!

..they are rather like very small Oysters, and taste slightly salty*.. Roll Eyes

...!

Paul... Grin

...

...!

* apparently... Wink

...!

Not another "Dins" post is it Fozz? Tongue

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Reply #4 - Mar 7^th, 2008 at 9:36pm