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Angles on the Christmas Tree (Read 416 times)

Mar 5^th, 2008 at 5:12pm

StatusQuo1991 Offline
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Hehehe, our vicor told us this at midnight mass last christmas

Twas the night b4 christams and santa wasnt having a good day
The elves were on strike due to lack of pay
Mrs Claus had given a cold to eveyone else able to work
And Santa had had enough!!
As he set of on another rant to everyone about how useless they all were, there came a knock on the door.
It was the angel, holding a christmas tree
He asked santa
'Hey Santa, where do u want me to put this?'

And so came the tradition of the angel on top of the christmas tree!!

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Reply #1 - Mar 6^th, 2008 at 7:18am

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StatusQuo1991 wrote on Mar 5^th, 2008 at 5:12pm:

Hehehe, our Vicar told us this at midnight mass last Christmas:

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa wasn't having a good day.
The Elves were on strike due to lack of pay.
Mrs Claus had given a cold to everyone else able to work.
And Santa had had enough!!
As he set off on another rant to everyone about how useless they all were, there came a knock on the door.
It was the Angel, holding a Christmas tree.
He asked Santa;
"Hey Santa, where do you want me to put this?"

And so came the tradition of the angel on top of the Christmas tree!!

Edited the above... Wink

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Quote:
"Hey Santa, where do you want me to put this?"
End quote.

I can think of Santa's alternative reply;

"Where the Sun don't shine!.... Angry

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Tee-Hee... Grin

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Paul... Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 6^th, 2008 at 12:48pm