I was bored, so i made this little story. If the pohtots are dark just turn your monitors brightness up. This contains explicit and violent material for the purpose of accurate and historical re-enactment.
(steves the pilot, senjayas the co-pilot)

Steve: Gee, sure is a nice day to be flying an ex-CVA 747(concept livery) filled with fireworks, rusty nails, and live hand grenades.
Senjaya: I can't wait to see the look on those orphans faces!

Russian Pilot: Nice day this, American Cockbags! Paka!

Senjaya: uh, boss, what's the company policy of getting shot down?

Steve: Good thing the landing gear still worked, that was a close one.

Steve: Alright, some SAS guys hid 8 years of food supply in the water tower behind us, we'll throw the food packets at people, knock them out, then eat them for eight years.
to be continued???