Simviation Forum - My turn at poor humour...

Dec 23^rd, 2007 at 4:02am

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Why can Doctors never get any blood when they test you....

Because they're always searching in vein

OK...I'll leave....

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Reply #1 - Dec 23^rd, 2007 at 4:06am

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Reply #2 - Dec 23^rd, 2007 at 6:09am

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Mictheslik wrote on Dec 23^rd, 2007 at 4:02am:

Why can Doctors never get any blood when they test you....

Because they're always searching in vein

OK...I'll leave....
.mic

Excellent, Mic!.... Smiley

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That's what I call typical English Humour....."Monty Python" style...

...nice an simple!.. Wink

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Reply #3 - Dec 23^rd, 2007 at 11:39am

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I have to agree with this one. Grin

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Reply #4 - Dec 28^th, 2007 at 3:33pm

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When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!

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Reply #5 - Dec 28^th, 2007 at 7:43pm

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When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!

I suppose everyone needles you with the nickname "Sieve?"

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Reply #6 - Dec 28^th, 2007 at 10:39pm

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Oh my gosh...blood...I'm getting sick... Undecided

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Reply #7 - Apr 3^rd, 2008 at 12:42pm

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Mictheslik wrote on Dec 23^rd, 2007 at 4:02am:

OK...I'll leave....

Thanks a lot!! Grin

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Reply #8 - Apr 3^rd, 2008 at 12:58pm

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Kaworu wrote on Dec 28^th, 2007 at 3:33pm:

When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!

When I became a heat casualty, the combat lifesavers tried sticking me with a IV a couple times and failed to hit a vein. The medics tried a couple times, but failed. I was rushed to medical, and a doctor had a hard time getting it. Finally, his boss who was a high ranking officer was able to do it. Wasn't fun at all...

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Reply #9 - Apr 3^rd, 2008 at 7:47pm

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Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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Reply #10 - Apr 3^rd, 2008 at 7:51pm

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Souichiro wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2008 at 7:47pm:

Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

..Boom-boom!... Smiley

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Paul... Grin

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Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a pair of Curtains!"....

Doctor: "Pull yourself together, Man!".

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Reply #11 - Apr 3^rd, 2008 at 8:49pm

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Fozzer wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2008 at 7:51pm:

Souichiro wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2008 at 7:47pm:

Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

..Boom-boom!... Smiley

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Paul... Grin

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Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a pair of Curtains!"....

Doctor: "Pull yourself together, Man!".

Patient: "Doctor, every time I drink hot cocoa I get this awful pain in my eye!"
Doctor: "Next time, take the spoon out first!"

Brrrrrump.... crash!
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Reply #12 - Apr 4^th, 2008 at 2:27am

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1st Doctor, "Who was that hunched up fellow I saw rushing into your office?"
2nd Doctor, "A contortionist."
1st Doctor, "His back gave out?"
2nd Doctor, "No. His nose got stuck between his toes and it was something he just couldn't stand.
His foot smelled every step with his nose running right along."

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Reply #13 - Apr 4^th, 2008 at 3:43am

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Patient: Doctor, Doctor I can't feel my legs!!

Doctor: You could be right, I cut off your arms

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Reply #14 - Apr 4^th, 2008 at 5:13am

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Patient: "Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!"

Doctor: "Stay away from those sort of places"

Paul....Ya gotta larf... Grin

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Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, will I be able to play the Violin after the operation?

Doctor: "'Yes, of course"

Patient: ''Great! I never could before!"

...and so it goes... Wink

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