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Reply #15 - Mar 4th, 2007 at 12:39pm

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Fozzer walks in, spreads some Genital Marmalade onto hot, buttered toast and walks out again...

...munching on the bits... Smiley...!

Paul...(That's allowed...trust me!..)... Cool...!

 
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Reply #16 - Mar 4th, 2007 at 2:27pm
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Crash walks in

Crash gives Fozzer a toothpick

Crash walks out

Crash vomits outside because of what Fozzer just ate.....

Crash Wink
 
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Reply #17 - Mar 4th, 2007 at 4:03pm

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Quote:
Crash walks in

Crash gives Fozzer a toothpick

Crash walks out

Crash vomits outside because of what Fozzer just ate.....

Crash Wink


..you cant beat an extra bit of protien in your Orange Marmalade, Crash...

...trust me... Wink...!

Paul...just eating the tooth-pick for added nutrients (wood)... Cool...!
 
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Reply #18 - Mar 4th, 2007 at 4:20pm

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Marmalade without the bits in is called jam. Cool Wink

PS. Jelly for our mates across the water. Tongue
 
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Reply #19 - Mar 6th, 2007 at 12:00pm

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im in UK and i call it jelly...

But I did spend 3 years as a child in america.

meh...
 
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Reply #20 - Mar 6th, 2007 at 1:26pm

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Fozz is pubic hair classed as organic dental floss? Grin
 
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Reply #21 - Mar 6th, 2007 at 7:58pm

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* Heatnyc918 walks in..... closes eyes... runs out .... and identifies plane coming in on approach at local airport once opens eyes.

* Heatnyc918 walks in... gets some free food, spits food out when see's Fozzer..... closes eyes... runs out.. and cycle continues
 
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Reply #22 - Mar 12th, 2007 at 1:06am

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a1 walks in_shudders

a1 runs out

a1 puts soap in eyes

a1 covering genitals  Tongue
 
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Reply #23 - Mar 12th, 2007 at 2:20pm

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This is not the cafe guys .....  Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #24 - Mar 12th, 2007 at 5:10pm

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yeah, guys, not the cafe! So take the marmalade back to the Cafe where you bought it!  Grin
 
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Reply #25 - Mar 12th, 2007 at 5:16pm

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pete wrote on Mar 12th, 2007 at 2:20pm:
This is not the cafe guys .....  Roll Eyes


....this is a Hardware Store... Undecided...!

Try next-door... Smiley...!

Paul... Roll Eyes...!

Tee-Hee!...he said "Hardware"... Grin...!
 
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Reply #26 - Mar 13th, 2007 at 4:59am

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Reply #27 - Mar 13th, 2007 at 6:42am
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Fozzer wrote on Mar 12th, 2007 at 5:16pm:
....this is a Hardware Store... Undecided...!



If so, I would like to buy some nails, board, some electric wires, a tube of superglue, a welding machine and a pair of safety goggles. Gotta build me a marmalade shelter... ehm I mean simpit.

Crash Wink (can build whatever he likes)
 
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Reply #28 - May 13th, 2007 at 11:56am

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ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15th, 2007 at 11:57am:
Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!


reverting back to teenage years Huh?  how rather disturbing... Sad

Ozzy, how do you come up with this???   Never mind, don't tell me


by the way, did you have a great grandfather named Adolf???


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Reply #29 - May 25th, 2007 at 2:23pm

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trojan rabbit wrote on May 13th, 2007 at 11:56am:
ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15th, 2007 at 11:57am:
Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!


reverting back to teenage years Huh?  how rather disturbing... Sad

Ozzy, how do you come up with this???   Never mind, don't tell me


by the way, did you have a great grandfather named Adolf???


Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley  bar notation


Adolf Elizabeth Hitler  Shocked


 
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