i came up with a list of super bowl commercials and the reasons they should all be pulled as viewed from various special interest groups.
here it is:
Blockbuster video commercial: The rabbit attempting quite savagely to use the mouse as if he were a computer "mouse" blatantly promotes animal cruelty.
Budweiser Commercial: The crabs worshiping the cooler filled with bud light as an idol is an insult to religions around the world.
Budweiser Commercial: The butcher shop owner runs off the stray dog who then gets splashed with mud is promoting cruelty to homeless animals.
Budweiser Commercial: The ad featuring an axe wielding hitch hiker is blatantly insensitive to those persons who have been victims of violent crimes committed by hitch hikers.
Bud Light Commercial: The English class for immigrants where the immigrants are instructed in various "street" dialects how to ask for a bud light is insulting to pretty much every race ever.
Beer commercial: Everyone in the commercial is slapping each other for no real reason, this promotes pointless violence and is likely to result in children slapping each other in order to emulate the commercial.
Beer commercial: the ad with the gorillas where one gorilla explains a plan to steal beer from a passing beer delivery man but the other gorilla cannot hear him is insensitive to the hearing impaired.
Bud Light commercial: The groom at the wedding wants to zoom thru the wedding to get to the beer drinking so he hires an auctioneer as a priest this is an insult to the holy covenant of marriage.
Beer commercial: Two men, one neatly dressed and one wearing more "grunge" like clothing grab the last beer at the party at the exact same time and play rock paper scissors for the beer on the count of three. upon reaching the three count the well dressed boy throws an actual rock at the other mans head knocking him out, he then takes the beer. this promotes violence against lower middle class persons as committed by upper middle class persons.
Beer commercial: Two men are playing a chess-like holographic football game and on the winning field goal kick a woman leans in and blows the ball off course causing her boyfriend to win. this promotes cheating and is a bad, unhealthy role model for children.
God... what is the world coming to??