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Jun 26th, 2006 at 12:12pm
flymo   Ex Member

 
everyone loves the blackadder series. one of the best british comedys. and those brilliant quotes that come out of it.

[baldrick] what are you doing under the table sir
[blackadder] incase you hadnt noticed their is an air raid going on, and i don't want to have to write to your mother at london zoo and tell her that he only human child is dead. now get
 
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Reply #1 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 12:26pm

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Baldrick, you can have the afternoon off when you die.
 
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Reply #2 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 1:50pm

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!  You have a womans purse my lord Grin
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Reply #3 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 2:14pm

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I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing boat!
 
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Reply #4 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 4:20pm

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If you want something done properly kill Baldrick before you start!
 
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Reply #5 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 4:21pm

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You seen any Germans recently?

Nien!!

Nine? You must be a pretty good guard!

(Sorry if any Germans are insulted by this comment; it's the only Blackadder quote I can actually remember at the moment Roll Eyes)
 
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Reply #6 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 7:00pm

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Blackadder: Is this by anychance the plan by which we get out of our trenches and walk very slowly towards the enemy and hope they run away?

Darling: My god, how do you know that? It's classified information!

Blackadder: Yes, well it just happens to be the same plan we used last time, and the sixteen times before that.

Melchett: Exactly Blackadder, and because it's exactly the same plan we've used on the last seventeen occasions it'll be the very last thing the Germans expect. We'll catch them completely off guard!
 
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Reply #7 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 7:01pm

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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

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Reply #8 - Jun 26th, 2006 at 8:33pm

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Captain B:

I would sooner have my foreskin stapled to the table with a croquet hoop and my testicals beaten wafer thin with a steak tenderiser.

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Reply #9 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 2:17am

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Blackadder:All I can say is that he better watch out! One more foot wrong and the contract between us will be a broken as this milk jug.

Baldrick: But that milk jug's not broken

Blackadder: You really do walk into these things don't you Baldrick?
*SMASH*

Grin Grin Grin

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Reply #10 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 6:52am
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Oh don't get me started! I can just about recite every episode of Blackadder 2-4... Grin

Blackadder: "As a reward, take a short holiday.... did you enjoy it?"

Blackadder: "Oh I'm sorry sir... I'm anaspeptic... phrasmottic... even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulations."
Dr. Johnson: "What, what, what?!"
Prince George: "I'm sorry Blackadder, but this is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me."
B: "I'm sorry sir. I merely wished to congratulate the doctor on not having left out a single word... Shall I fetch the tea, your highness?"
PG: "Yes, and get that damn fire up, here, would you?"
B: "Certainly, your highness. I shall return... interphrastically."


I shouldn't know that by heart Roll Eyes Grin
 
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Reply #11 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 8:08am

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Give me that money or you'll be as dead as that squirrel.

What squirrel?

*BANG*
Eeeeek!


That Squirrel. Grin
 
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Reply #12 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 1:23pm

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Melchett and George:
"Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream, hats off trousers down, isn't life a scream...."

Blackadder:
"Oh the joys of a public school education"
 
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The Red Baron:
Red BaronRed Baron: How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture.  Grin
 
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Reply #14 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 2:32pm

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Another quickie from season 4,
Baldrick:
Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
But still I sing, sing, sing,
Ding a ling a ling.
Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #15 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 3:19pm

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Baldricks war poem:

Boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom.
 
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #16 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 4:56pm
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BOOM BOOM BOOM

im sorry but i need to get out of here!

you gotta love all blackadder (with exceptions to series 1, not as great but still some good parts.)
 
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Reply #17 - Jun 27th, 2006 at 5:02pm

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I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant. Now give me that.
 
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #18 - Jun 28th, 2006 at 5:34am

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Blackadder: We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

That MUST be about that marmalade-affair a while ago!  Grin
 
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Reply #19 - Jun 28th, 2006 at 9:54am
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Quote:
Baldricks war poem:

Boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Boom, boom, boom.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDu07yuCy_g&search=Blackadder

"No, I would rather french kiss a skunk."
"So would I, sir!"


And also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9-46uvbDfI&search=Blackadder


Another quote I like: "Baldrick, enternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic, compared to 5 minutes with me... and this pencil."

And this is one of the best scenes ever Wink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4le7mB3ASM&search=Blackadder
 
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Reply #20 - Jun 28th, 2006 at 10:14am
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lol

[pitt the younger] Once it was be, stood in the cold school yard, a hot crumpet burning my cheeks with shame. and it was at that moment, that i swore to use every minute god sent to become priminister

[blackadder] yes...i trus you wernt to busy to remove the crumpet
 
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